everyone's here for a purpose

what this creature's is, i don't know
( spacefish nature adores a vacuum, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)

That creature's purpose
is to be waiting, staring at your face, as soon as you wake up, and then to sneak up and stare at you until you turn slightly and see it and leap with shock.
All day, every day.
The little bastard.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)

do you get that too?
I thought it was just me.
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:05, archived)

Thank god
no-one would believe me. they just looked at me funny
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:11, archived)

like this?

they're still looking at you
( spacefish nature adores a vacuum, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)

I'm starting
to get The Fear
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)

feel the
F E A R ! ! !

( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)

Must
find valium
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:18, archived)

perhaps i should stick it to someone's bedroom window.
that'd give'm a fright when they woke up
( spacefish nature adores a vacuum, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:06, archived)

unless they slept in the
other room
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:08, archived)

it would find them
oh yes, it would find them
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)

oh that thing, i recgonise it
yeah, it sits on my alarm clock. it secretly wants me to touch it; every morning i reach out to turn off my alarm and it's sitting there...


dirty bastard.
(Tendency, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)