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# everyone's here for a purpose

what this creature's is, i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)
# That creature's purpose
is to be waiting, staring at your face, as soon as you wake up, and then to sneak up and stare at you until you turn slightly and see it and leap with shock.
All day, every day.
The little bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)
# do you get that too?
I thought it was just me.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:05, archived)
# Thank god
no-one would believe me. they just looked at me funny
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:11, archived)
# like this?

they're still looking at you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)
# I'm starting
to get The Fear
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)
# feel the
F E A R ! ! !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)
# Must
find valium
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:18, archived)
# perhaps i should stick it to someone's bedroom window.
that'd give'm a fright when they woke up
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:06, archived)
# unless they slept in the
other room
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:08, archived)
# it would find them
oh yes, it would find them
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)
# oh that thing, i recgonise it
yeah, it sits on my alarm clock. it secretly wants me to touch it; every morning i reach out to turn off my alarm and it's sitting there...


dirty bastard.
(Tendency, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)