how long you gonna feel like that foooor!?
what does that stuff actually smell like??

*bounces up and down on your bed*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

What's wrong with your face?

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)

I don't get that one.
What *is* wrong with her face?
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

she's suffering an allergic reaction to
all the cum that's been sprayed on her face.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

I love bukake

( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

Dilated pupils
etc.

Well known side effect of ecstasy.

I'm guessing. I'm not a doctor or anything.
(Kroney is having a night of hell, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

Ah, but how can he see the size of her pupils when he is down on the floor and she is up in one of the gogo cages?
Unless one of them is off getting a pint at the bar.
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

I think she's meant to be gurning
she doesn't really look like she's gurning though...
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

get out of here
with your serious answer!

You're right on both counts though, she looks more like she's been battered and then oiled.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

I get really fucking annoyed with that advert.
Anyone see the headline this morning in the Metro saying that most drug users come to no harm?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

SMACK MA BITCH UP!!!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

*Punches you in the crotch and goes back to sleep*

(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!
*curls*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

i hate that wee shite
"it smells like confidence and money, now shut the fuck up and rackk 'em!" - FRANK
( mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

smells like arrogance and bullshit
i can't stand coke heads
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

*agrees* makes you think everyone else is a cunt,
while making you act like a cunt. its a great alternative to throwing money at ducks.
( mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

So, a lot like booze then?
I love booze
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

like everything else
depends how much of a cunt you are to start with and how much you have
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

my flat mate is a bit quiet,
but after a few lines he's just a cunt

play fights turrn into full on rumbles
and the other week i re-broke one of his ribs
getting out of a head lock he would let go of
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

he's just a repressed cunt then

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

:P
yup

sober or drunk, he's a salt of the earth kinda guy
and i'd not have a bad word said about him

i've known him for 12 years, and we're good friends
but i just hate the rare occasions (these days)
he gets on the white stuff
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

=/

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

pfft! good logic
i am a bit of a cunt. so when on the chach, i become a massive lisa riley sized mega-cunt. :D
( mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

but booze makes everyone else beautiful!
unless they are a rival male. it also makes you hilarious, and it allows you to copulate with repulsive women without vomiting.
i love booze too :)
( mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

Booze is best
nothing else compares to booze, all other drugs are just appetisers for booze.

Lovely lovely booze.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

if i could only have one vice
i'd stick with smoking
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)

what vile creature would make a man choose between
weed wanks and bevvy? i would rather die.
( mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)

hopefully
i'll never meet one
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)

smoking AND booze
and coffee to warm you up
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)

TEA!!
TEA YOU FREAK!!!

:P
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)