It hurts like hell getting your pubes caught in a zip.

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson the White belms in your general direction, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

that's so cool
yay
( Milkman Dan, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

ha ha!!
*prefers to pay rent with money...*
( The King of Hats Left 4 Dead, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

Is that a "Kingpin" reference?

(Colonel Dracula Over Macho Grande?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

:D

( The King of Hats Left 4 Dead, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Your smiley says it all

(Colonel Dracula Over Macho Grande?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

That said, I'd be worried if Zippy was your landlord

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Nice.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Illuminating the 'No' on his vacancy sign, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

Ugh
I seem to recall a rumour that Zippy was meant to be a snake...

Confirm or deny?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

Thats crazy talk
he has arms, and other non-snake attributes.

A 'Gimp' perhaps
(Colonel Dracula Over Macho Grande?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Gimp
is quite possible.

I still remember someone saying something about snake.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

"Bring out the gimp"
"The gimps sleeping"
"Well ah guess you better go wake him up"

dah nah nah nah nah nah, dah nah nah nah nah nah
(Colonel Dracula Over Macho Grande?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

He's got arm's though...
Hasn't he?
(Leoricx, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

He's a piss poor attempt at a snake if he is

( Prof UnderCover is a plastic Scot, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

sounds unlikely
but what is he?
( Milkman Dan, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

apparently a dundee utd supporter

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

i didn't know
that they existed
( the.jokl crushing and devouring, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

i used to support dundee united as a child, but i knew nothing of football and thought it was rugby
i have since abandoned all attempts at football
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

wikipedia doesnt know, he clearly doesnt therefore have a species

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

Wikipedia will lead you astray
and is mostly administered by sexual deviants.
( Prof UnderCover is a plastic Scot, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

i too am a sexual deviant thus am more easily cajoled into trusting said Deviants
wikipedia is all knowing though!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

HA HA HA HA
Office LOL!
ZOMG! WTF!??!
( Prof UnderCover is a plastic Scot, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

hahah!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

ha ha ha
nice tongue action
( the.jokl crushing and devouring, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)