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# of course.
First you prepare the lady, by rubbing off a thin outer layer with fine sand paper. You then prime the surface with industrial custard powder.

Next, prepare the liquid treatment, by mixing together in a large oil barrel 1 part crude oil, to 2 parts creosote and 2 parts vimto.

Place the lady in the barrel and leave to cure overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# vimto!
are you mad! they'll rust!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# nonono
the custard powder primer deals with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# well
that's not how i did it last time.
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)