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# If this makes the popular page, I'll animate it

Previously

First reply gets to choose the next subject*

*Terms and conditions apply


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# yesyesyes!
!!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# G'wan then!
Suggest summat!


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# i'm always to slow
a pretty twelve year old girlwith spina bifida cystica stripped naked on an allotment in hungry having stinging nettles rubbed over her newly formed breasts by a teenage rent boy who himself is being buggered by a large pair of garden shears by an Albanian welder while her mum pleasures herself with a cucumbers dripping in blood and dog shit

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Dear God!
Edit: I think there are laws against such things!
Edit Edit: I'm still in disbelief over this post!
Edit Edit Edit: Try this www.electricretard.com
Edit Edit Edit Edit: THIS THREAD WAS GREAT!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i know, it would have been great
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hahah
i know, this makes me wonder how your mind works to come up with such a thing!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# A 1970s Hippo
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# YOU SICK FUCK
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah!
I'd rather draw yours!


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# * signs contract *
too late ;)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# its brilliant!
so brilliant that it's made me all emotional! i want to see a picture of it now.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# here's one I prepared earlier
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# that's clearly
the (euphr)80s
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# yes it was 1981 when I took this photo
it was the shade of lipstick that gave it away wasn't it?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah, that and those
fresh impala
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Wood
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *yiffs*
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# pfft!
Woo!


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# no, should I be?
what point would you like me to make?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# yeeeeees . . . .
you see the bit where it says 'Terms and conditions'?


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# not fair
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# you know, it says terms and conditions, but you haven't actually specified any
Surely you can't change the contract after its been agreed to
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# yes, but mongy didn't
ASHALLY reply first did he?

hmm? hmm? HMM?


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# well yea ok, I'll give to that point
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Wow.
Most twisted post of the day award goes to mongychops
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# This^
VERY much!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen that film too

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# so many loose ends
i can't wait for the sequel
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I hear it'll be a trilogy
and there's an exciting twist with respect to the identity of the Albanian welder.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Would it be easier for you
If we all just took acid:D
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# My hands are so huge they can touch anything
except each other!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Lo matey
I'm waiting for a hamtoucher so I can debut my new put down:D

But you know what it's like, you wait ages for one then two come along at once.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I'll show you mine


now you show me yours ;)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# wait until about what, 4ish?
its still thursday, there will be some L Plates kicking about.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# donno about that, I've ignored most of them this week
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I've not been here that much this week, so I probably haven't.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# 'noon
poor barry is loosing his voice
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I think my one may break the pun barrier
Or, knowing my luck, bindun.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# please . . .


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# ACID!
we take it now or when you give us the nod
/does not need an excuse to take acid blog
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I wouldn't know about such things
Mmmm pinks and purples
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# mmm strychnine pains!
and colours you can smell - nup - dont know what you're going on about!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Isn't that a euphonium?
;¬)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# no, it's a merekat!


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I hope that makes Mictoboy happy
It will make a nice change :)
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# now, now!
*sniggers* yeah . . .


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I feel sorry for merecats
It a very diminutive name:(
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Yes
Megabeasts would be a better name . . .


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Naaa then the poor little sods
would have to carry Heman around.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# yes
especially if they were called battlecat and no Megabeast . . .


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# If that makes the popular page,

I shall have to shoot somebody.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *blinks*
ok


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *likes this*
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)