I've taken lots and lots of drugs, I still have both my arms, I've never been in jail, I haven't died for a horrible wasting disease and I've never performed sordid sexual acts in front of an audience of jeering old men in tuxedoes*
In fact I never once had a bad time on drugs, but as bill hicks said "once you've been beamed aboard a flying saucer it's kind of hard to top that so I quit"
*well maybe just the once, but that was as a favour to my uncle
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)