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[challenge entry] playing to the crowd :D

Expected more to work with on a Nuts cover tbh.
This bird's areolas(areoli?) must be really special. Perform miracles or some such other shit.

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(Daddy Massive, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I looked at her tits earlier
and yes - she has fine breasts. But it's all a bit of an anti-climax. She should have kept herself covered up.

She's jumped the tit-shark.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:41, archived)
# What is this "tit-shark" you speak of?
*cursiously aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I was wondering if it had anything to do with silicone
but can't get the connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:48, archived)
# google 'jumping the shark'
for all Fonzie related explanations
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# sharks with tits
ok

I can't add anything to this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)
# I've never undersstood why they just put those little spot stickers on in motorway service stations
it's not like it leaves much to the imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# It's all that stands between us and seaman soaked garage forecourts.
Be thankful.
(Daddy Massive, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:46, archived)
# and that many sailors at a petrol station would be an issue
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# maybe they are inverted
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Na
You'll never hide a motorway service station behind them
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:49, archived)
# men have them too!
For a second I thought you've photoshopped the whole thing...I actually wish you had - this is depressing!

(and surely all a man would have to do is take a photo of his own nipples, cut them out and prit-stick (if needed ;P) onto said breasts?
(littlebunnyfoofoo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 17:03, archived)