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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# was once asked to..
stand bare footed on a lecky' line for a street lamp so we could sue the counsel for cashmoney
(Necromental is a voice., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# did you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# i am now surrounded by expensive trinkets...
such as a pint glass of squash and a dell pc with milk (not man) dried on it.
(Necromental is a voice., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I have dried milk on my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# ^^ or at least
thats what you tell the missus
(Cheif Kegwin, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# man or moo milk?
not that i'm interested of course




*fap fap fap*
(Necromental is a voice., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Squirrel milk
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)
# damn my lack of cock icon!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Yea, are you ever going back to your old username?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# ^
the "IT's after me!!" excuse is growing weak :P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# hahaah i didn't even realise who it was til you just said that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# i have a white mac keyboard
i took it apart once and cleaned it
the next day it was filthy
fucking designer shite bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# "designer shite"?
well that's an unexpected extra.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# i should have hypenated
it's supposed to be designer shite-bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i should have made a better joke
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# My keyboard has more stains near the buttons I rarely use than the ones I use lots
I'm not sure how things manage to get spilt on the far side from me.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)