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[challenge entry] I be slightly pissed...

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(jidler changed his name on, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Who wouldn't?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:19, archived)
# my cat don't like tinned catfood
wants meat, demands MEAT

the good meat from the human fridge

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:19, archived)
# CATS ARE ANIMALS NOT PEOPLE!
Damn, but honestly!

Just give him the tinned stuff, if you only give him that then he'll bloody eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:20, archived)
# won't tho
don't think she's too well, can you imagine eating the same shit for years

I don't think I could manage

haha, yes, I'm aware cats are animals not people, this does not preclude the fact that the cat wants something decent to eat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# If you give her nothing but cat food she will eat cat food.
Cats will eat before they die - if it means she goes hungry for 3 days, so be it, but she will.

Our cats and dogs ate dog or cat food because I only ever opened one tin. They didn't always want to, but they did.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# to be honest, I'd have prefered to have fed them on meat from day one
not really a big fan of processed crap irrespective of whose guts it ends up in, and yes, I'm aware that petfood is made to a higher standard than human food, but like, meh, I fike like dogvomit at the moment so I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)
# It's hardly processed,
it's meat. In a tin.

Fucking hell, it's basically exactly the same as pate and it's convenient for you and, as an added bonus, it's nutritionally balanced for your pet.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:46, archived)
# oh ffs
I can't be fucking arsed to argue about catfood
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:48, archived)
# ^This
you are the ultimate pet owner
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)
# i agree
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)
# ^so this
and 'ning all

edit: all those waiting a b&w they will be published tomorrow. been very busy sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)
# ning!
horrible posting here
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:33, archived)
# what's so horrible?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)
# mr you fool
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)
# i did consiser that
but wasn't sure :(

edit: and because i liked it so, i'm going to repost:
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Pfft!
My Cat used to know the difference. Then I put sulphuric acid in his milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)
# You are schroedinger
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:40, archived)
# my cat does
well i've never actually asked him ha!!
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# One day
...I invited a colleague from my new job round my house. We sat there with my housemates in silence staring as the cat sat in the middle of the room licking her bits.

My housemate broke the ice with "I wish I could do that"

Before brain engaged I followed with "You wish you could lick my cats minge?"

Great way to build a good rep at a new job, go me!
(Dr Spam, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)
# hahahahah
go you
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
#
“Ladies, if men could suck their own cocks you’d be sat in the audience on your own. Looking at an empty stage.”
/Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Yeah but would you swallow?
We feed our moggies tinned fish from lidl.
worryingly it's cheaper than catfood.....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 21:59, archived)