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[challenge entry] Let this be a lesson for you all !

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 287 entries (closed)

(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:33, archived)
# YOU SHOULD READ THE NEWS
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Make it like a book cover and compo it!
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# ** Compos anyway **
=)
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ah the sweet smell of regret
....serves her right for trying to obtain popularity through throwing such a bash.

Not a single one of them know who she is, they're just iggling about trashing her house and reading about it on the beeb.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Yes, silly girl
luckily I was never popular enough at school to have an out of control house party.

Wait a minute, thats not lucky, thats not lucky at all...

*sobs*
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I had a huge one, took 3 days to clean up, for my 17th birthday.
About 100 people. but nobody I would describe as a 'cunt'.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Well aren't you Mr. Popular
(i'm just jealous)
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha house rape!
I can read no further, it has to end there!
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# it's a disturbing phenomenon
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(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ahahaha! :D

(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# :D
any excuse for a pea :D
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Please tell me you made this specially
I'd worry if I thought you just happened to have this on your computer
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I already had it :(
it was for "house porn" which was briefly discussed on the mighty b3ta last year in some random thread
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *worries*
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)
# haha, yeah
I do only seem to draw quite odd things
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I would love to see that on the news
"The mother described it as 'House Rape', here is an artists impression"
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hahahaha
there should be more artists impressions on the news
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I love the fact that you already had this
Its a good job the mother didnt describe it as "The house was fucked in the arse by Jeremy Beadle who gave it a reach around with his spazzy hand while Jade Goody shat into its open mouth"

Now if you already had an animation of that I may be worried.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:51, archived)
# that would be quite disturbing indeed
but not completely suprising :)
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)
# If they sold her into white slavery
I bet they could get back most of the £20,000
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# there's a pope on myspace?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# There's a Pope OF MySpace
Pope Emo III
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# "Jesus slit his arms for us all"
I wonder what they put on their walls. Razorblades perhaps?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I used to have house parties at my parents' house with about 200 guests
nothing ever really got trashed though...except the wall at the bottom of our garden...
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ^this
except someone once vomited on the floorboard in the bathroom which leaked through and started raining onto the kitchen below.

To be honest, it's gonna get problematic when you actually ASK people to bring squirty cream.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Yeah we had loads of vomits
but mostly in the garden, so that's ok

thanks, Stroh 80!
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# "House rape"
Genius.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)