It was the shoddy foundations...

( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)

she's reet skinny!
ewwwww!
( TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:33, archived)

*has sudden urge to throw pies at screen*

( i_yam_bucket tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)

STOP!
throw them to me!
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7102215
( davew27 roffle, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)

START!
Video yourself doing so
( davew27 roffle, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:36, archived)

heads up!
pies comin' atcha!

*lobs pies at all and sundry*
( i_yam_bucket tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:42, archived)

that was partially the joke.
It was originally gonna be a fat bastard, but I couldn't be bothered to film myself :)
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:48, archived)

Gonna brake my rusty ribcaaaaaaage
and ruuuuun
( mediocre so young & yet so 1337, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)