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SEE 911 TROOT!

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From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)

hahahah!!

WINNAR!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)

JOOZ!

I think I've just found the banner heading for my family's side of the room at the wedding reception.

Ta, kinks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)

Yes, JOOZ!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)

JOO GUYZ

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)

What are the JOOZ up to now?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)

Let me know if you got any pretty sister

so my mum will stop buggin me to settle down with a nice Kosher wife

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

Nah, just me.

I've got one female cousin but she's the size of the science museum, and not nearly as interesting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)

bah

ah well set us up so at least it looks like I'm trying.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)

X-P

Be sure, dude.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)

Why am I not in your crew yet?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)

Because I can't be bothered to update the roster?

Alright, alright. Marauder was it? Fucking hell.

*stomps off*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)

needs more wiki page.

it'll save trauma

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)

Wiki page?

That sounds technical.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)

Wiki Wiki

junglist possee

Wiki Wiki............ incredible!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)

JUNGLIST!

Don't get me started.

Sigh. Is it 5 yet?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)

Sadly not.

Oh I got put back in plaster today :( Apparently it's definitely a scaphoid break because I yelped when the bastard stuck his thumb in my wrist.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)

Poor bunnywun.

*draws hentai on cast*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)

Ooh!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)

I did a full tattoo sleeve design on a mate's once.

All colours and mermaids and old school- looked wicked.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:37, archived)

I might have to get

B_E to get her paints out this evening. I fancy a UV design for when I DJ on Saturday :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:39, archived)

Ooooh, nice!

Where you DJing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:40, archived)

i think he's

www.b3ta.com/board/7104074

so you win :)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ

HANG THE Dee JAY!
HANG THE Dee JAY!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

*measures*

4 and a half captain!!
but keep looking at me like that and it'll soon be 6...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)

Your willy is time?

That's fantastic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)

you can read me like a sundial

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)

According to that then, the time is left knee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:39, archived)

sexeh tiem!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)

You'd have said that whatever I said.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)

because it's always sexeh tiem!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)

Thanks, Capt.!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)

You're welcome.

Sign here please

.............................

Initial here

.............................

Spit here

............................

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

shit now my screens got ink and smeg on it

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)

But...

I didn't wipe my penis on it.
And I washed this morning :(

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)

yeah but i didn't

so your saliva is full of it.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)

Gah.

*spits some more*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)

I'm trying to eat here!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)

Don't eat on the internet!

Crumbs get in the ports.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)

*realises why the terminal servers aren't working*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)

See, I know all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)

I know, i know

I had to sweep out amazon's server the other day, cos I dripped maynaise inside it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:40, archived)

urg.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:40, archived)

*sign*

*initial*

*haaawwwwwkkkk*
*haaaaaaawwwwwwwwkkkkkkk*
PTOOIE.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)

Ptooie?

.....Calvin?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)

*runs with tiger*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)

I'm going to have a ginger puss called Hobbes when I have my own house.

And two twin tabbies called BeBop and Rocksteady.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)

Not one called Splinter?

What was the name of the pink brain thing?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)

Krang.

Git that he was.

And no splinter, he'd have to be a rat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)

I have a rat

called Sniff.
He had a cold when we got him :)

The other one's called Billy-Bob Casanova. No word of a lie. That was Brain_Error's idea.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)

It's a good name.

I tend to name pets ridiculous names, makes them at least 14% better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:39, archived)

studies have shown up 24% is possible

with silly double barrelled names

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)

i've always wanted a dog called Dog

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

Arrr, a new one!

*bullies WI*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)

*hits pzyko with oar*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

~~MUMMY~~ CAP'N!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

Right.

Two choices. Behave, or get sacked.

*taps foot*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)

*clicks fingers*

*nods head*
nice rhythm captain!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)

*brawls*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)

*readies the cat 'o' nine tails.

strip W!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

Don't you fucking start.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)

but, but, but, but, but, but, but

CAPTAIN!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)

*raises eyebrow*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)

*sellotapes back down*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)

because you're too girly

even for a girl's boat

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)

*looks at sig*

*weeps quietly*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)

and if you wanted chips, why didn't you say so when i asked!!!?

*shields plate*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)

You confuse me.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)

I CONFUSE YOU!?!?!

you're the one that says no when you really mean yes!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)

It's a test.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)

Like when?

And don't include last Tuesday. I was asleep.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)

:D I get a smack on the hand.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)

oi!

the captains the manliest girl on the high seas!
i sorted him for ya cap!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)

My boat's well'ard

And don't you forget it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

that was sort of my point

nevermind

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)

I am a pirate of very little brain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)

but you make up for it in so many other

areas...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)

Like Rutland?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)

*rubs ruts*

that really doesn't sound the slightest bit sexeh

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)

Yaaay

*grabs handy battleaxe*
*makes ready the grapples*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)

Can I join your crew?

Chief Flogger? Or even Deputy Assistant Flogger? As long as I'm flogging, I'm happy...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)

pervert!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)

You keep saying that like you're surprised

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:39, archived)

ummmmm.....

i have a short memory....
thats why i have your 1000th tiled as my background.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:40, archived)

Holy crap!

Please be joking....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)

Ha ha

thats the only logical explanation

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)

I think you'll find you're missing some gay lybians

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

now it all makes sense

thank you

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)

I think

I'll try to make a live action version of this when I get home.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)

do it!

do it HARD!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)

Right, I will.

It'll be my 1000!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)

alrighty

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)

MISSILES! HAH!

You can bob your head like this! HAH!
When we be dropping bombs like this! HAH!

Now check it out, like..

La-la-lah-la la-la-lah-la-la
La-la-lah-la la-la-lah-la-la

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

it seems to me

people are forgetting that it wasnt just the twin towers that got hit, all ive seen are twin tower pictures, not a particular comment on your picture, which is ok

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wjh31, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)

that's ok

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)

I've seen some Pentagon ones come by

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)

haha

this is stunning

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Mousing, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)

A lack of grainy zoom-ins

But lots of JOOZ

+d

(AshTeamRacing, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)

well, that makes perfect sense

call the fibbies!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)

hehehe (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)

have you showered yet?!

*sniffs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)