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[challenge entry] Conspiracy my arse

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha!
nice and simple. like me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# and they're puninshing the common passenger now
by inventing stupid rules
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# what are the dolts up to now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Oh, just the regular stuff
as if bringing aboard some lens fluid or lipstick can possibly cause a plane to be hijacked or crashed

there are better ways to do this, and they're all focused on the fluids now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)
# It's true,
I had a (plastic) bottle of water taken off me and my pencil sharpener (I was going to do a week's North Shore tour as the journo).

Amusingly (?) I had my Gerber on my belt, which set off the alarms. I said 'Oops', removed it, passed it through the scanner beside me and then put it back on my belt.

No pencil sharpener, but a fucking great knife is okay?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Yes
I'm been in several such scenes. It's fucking insane.

The other day I heard some explosives expert say on the tv that there is only one possible fluid that can blow a hole in the hull (without using several components, more than a litre worth of fuel and a detonation device), and that's nitroglycerine.
And you won't be able to carry that on board without blowing up ten times before that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# no pork pies
fresh cheese only
3-handed fork
Dreft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# no pork pies?!!
racists!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)
# marmots must travel in specially adjusted seats

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)
# And must cluck the Rainbow theme tune constantly
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:37, archived)
# indeed, they make you take off your shoes and hand over any bottles you have.
and treat you like a terrorist because you wear a hat. i witnessed it all when i tries to embark on a flight to america by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)
# it's not just America now
it's practically every destination
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha
this just turned up at work

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Did it bring its own lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)
# No, so i'm going to starve it to death by lunchtime
but best title for a scientific journal EVER, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# it is a funny title
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:36, archived)
# did ya laff like one when you read it?
Or do you work in a bird-watching hut?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# More the former
though it often seems the latter with some of the people I work with
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# pfftt hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
#
بسم الله والحمد لله و الصلاة و السلام على رسول الله وعلى اله و صحبه و من والاه
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)