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# Here is an excerpt from an argument
with a christian, which I just made up

Me : Don't be silly, how could a face appear in smoke?
Christian : The devil works in mysterious ways!
Me : Look, there's been thousands of photos of that plume of smoke, you're saying that it's not
just a coincidence that out of one of them, in all the infinite variations of smoke patterns,
a 'face' would appear?
Christian : But, God.
Me : What? That's not an answer.
Christian : Yes. God.
Me : You can't just say the word 'God' and expect that to act as a valid reply.
Christian : God.
Me : Shut up
Christian : God.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)
# wow
I'm impressed by how long you lasted...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# actually
I'm more impressed by the unusual depth of this particular christians argument
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I got into a ten minute
"conversation" with Jehovas Witnesses on my doorstep once. It went pretty much like that

Me : "Valid scientific statement, or logical truth"
Them : "God"
(repeat x2,451)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# yeah, i did one of those
i felt slightly at a disadvantage as i was wearing only my dressing gown, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# you should have let your cock/tits* pop out occasionally
*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# do i have to delete one?
i'm rather sold on the idea of having cock/tits
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# well, as long as i can have a go
once you're all set up, i'll not stop you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# i am
starting to go off the idea a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)