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*edit* some prick said that the devils face appeared in the smoke, the picture is almost as shit as this one...almost

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)
# anyone remember
that crap about the devils face in the smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)
# No
but do explain please...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)
# this
www.christianmedia.us/devil-face.html
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
what a bunch of cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Your language
in the face of the Lord is an offence to all that is holy.

PS. Jesus is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)
# jesus
was pretty much a david koresh type bloke

the life of brian was pretty much spot on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I've got a mate who's doing a paper called
'Who is Jesus?'...she still doesn't know :P and it always makes my head-dukebox play 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' whenever she mentions it
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ref: your sig
are you ill or have you lost some limbs, or what?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Just always fookin forgeting to
eat. Plus, was a damn fat kid :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)
# that she was
the sorta kid whose gender you'd bet with your mates about
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Of course, I don't take offence to that at all
in any way.

Not at all, nope, not me.

edit: fucker
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# well, as long as you're healthy
and happy

that's what's important
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# she's much better looking now
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# yeah, you win no points for saying
that :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# oopsy
i hope we dont break the board again
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *breaks*
i want a new board now
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# go on
break it!!

snappy snappy break break!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# the devils work
his face appearing in the smoke forced this long thread, with the sole purpose of breaking the board
9-11 is the conspiracy itself, just to break b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Operation break board
has commenced.................................................
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# woopsy
prehaps that was a little blunt, but then thats just me
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Here is an excerpt from an argument
with a christian, which I just made up

Me : Don't be silly, how could a face appear in smoke?
Christian : The devil works in mysterious ways!
Me : Look, there's been thousands of photos of that plume of smoke, you're saying that it's not
just a coincidence that out of one of them, in all the infinite variations of smoke patterns,
a "face" would appear?
Christian : But, God.
Me : What? That's not an answer.
Christian : Yes. God.
Me : You can't just say the word "God" and expect that to act as a valid reply.
Christian : God.
Me : Shut up
Christian : God.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)
# wow
I'm impressed by how long you lasted...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# actually
I'm more impressed by the unusual depth of this particular christians argument
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I got into a ten minute
"conversation" with Jehovas Witnesses on my doorstep once. It went pretty much like that

Me : "Valid scientific statement, or logical truth"
Them : "God"
(repeat x2,451)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# yeah, i did one of those
i felt slightly at a disadvantage as i was wearing only my dressing gown, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# you should have let your cock/tits* pop out occasionally
*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# do i have to delete one?
i'm rather sold on the idea of having cock/tits
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# well, as long as i can have a go
once you're all set up, i'll not stop you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# i am
starting to go off the idea a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Cunt cunty cunt cunts
"I have had demons in me in the past, and been attacked by them, I was even verbally threatened by one. Back in 1999 I had a demon leave me at which time he said he was going to Colorado. A couple of weeks later there was the Columbine shootings."
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# that probably wasn't the demon tho
he probably just wanted to settle in a nice suburban environment and write his memoirs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# ^facts
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Maybe he just
popped out for some milk and then just forgot to return, possibly due to the constant nagging his host had been giving him for years

"You never treat me the same anymore, it's not like the OLD DAYS when you would possess me and
make me burn villages and molest peasants"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahaaah 'molest peasants'
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# heh
i initially read that as ' 'molest peanuts' '
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Are we all bleary eyed and in recovery from last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahaaah 'bum villages'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/devils_music_no_effect.htm
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# some people are mental
very very very mental
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# WoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!
www.christianmedia.us/devil-face.html
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Ooooh, spooky!
Edit: Or first hit on Google.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Is it just me..
or are americans stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# you're pretty stupid
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I'm reading that
in such a way as to make 'stupid' sound like a petname... so thank you... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# no problems stupid :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# No, it's you as well.



Only joking.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# or just a copy cat
in order to start a conspiracy theory and have me sent to guantanamo (sp?)

hmmm, should we be entering this whole thread for the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# You both posted
the same thing at the same time! That equals the number 2. 2 is the number of digits in the number
11", 11 - 2 is 9. 9-11! OH MY GOD, YOU'RE PART OF THE CONSPIRACY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# ok let's multiply 9.11 by 58
528.38 which is meaningless

but, and this is the crucial part

if we add 137.62 to this result we get 666

clearly demonstrating in an obvious way, just how it's the work of satan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# *hides*
*goes to the corner shop to listen to Satan and buy lots of bacon*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# hmm, bacon
tasty tasty bacon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)
# bloody hell
i went for a crap and come back to find out that not only am i single handedly responsible for 9-11, but am also posessed by the devil himself
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)
# are you rich and/or powerful?
(vigorous throbbing on occasion does not count)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# they are both relative terms...
so i could not really answer that
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# oh well then
probably possesed, you'll have to do something evil now

like think

worst crime of all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# i had some bacon earelier....
maybe thats not enough, but the damn schools are closed on a saturday, and the only kids in parks are already pregnant or are carrying guns
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I wish I'd bought bacon when I went out shopping earlier
it would have been a wise decision

tasty slices of bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# That is so scarey and clever.
*decides to convert to christianity
*as if
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# and, being completely made up, must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)
# worse
www.christianmedia.us/twenty-dolloar-bill.html
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha!
although I now feel physically ill from the stupidity of that sort of thing.

I really do need bacon now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# i'm not clicking any more links today
these have all perplexed and annoyed me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# By that logic
the old £10 note used to prophesy a mutant Queen/Dickens John McEnroe hybrid monster apocalypse. Or something like that.
(tomsk, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I just saw the devil's face in my sandwich
he told me I should have another one...but I'm not listening to him :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# did he tell you to eat all that hummus
that time too?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Yeah
what a git :P

/the voice in my head blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# dammit, he only ever tells me to kill people
i feel so used sometimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah, i get that too
although usually it's 'kill yourself'...which is why I'm eating sausages that are waaaay past their use by date :S

/institution blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# are they only half cooked too?
gotta do these things proper like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Hmm..
come to think of it I did leave them cooking for longer than is necessary ;)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I believe sausages are best eaten crispy.

*mainly due to it being the only way mine end up.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# The devil's
telling me to go to the corner shop and buy myself a tasty chilli bacon wrap and chocolate "fruit" corner for my lunch.
The devil is a bastard. A tasty, bacon-filled bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Inverted commas fruit?
I haven't seen that for a while - they stopped importing it during The Great Punctuation War.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Yup
I've become a fan of gramatically correct yoghurt. Also, because the deliciousness that is a Chocolate Fruit Corner can't
really be said to contain any fruit. Or even to have been near any fruit

DELICIOUS GOODNESS!
i76.photobucket.com/albums/j30/fifties/corner2006.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# is it a fruit "corner" tho
is it not more of a "fruit compartment" ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# When pedantry is called for...............
Lets Party!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# lets have a pendants' party!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# *cranks up tatty, goes for the pendant mash.

couldnt be arsed to tatty a new one. pea with a lovely pendant
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# it's corner-ish
i guess - as it is in the corner - if it was in the middle it would be called 'Fruity Middle' or something

which sounds mildly pornographic in my head :S
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ok
how about if it was arranged in a round or circular fashion instead

we could call it a fruit ring
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# You DO need a balance of fruit and non-fruit
though. Fruit ring sounds like there would be too much fruit for the good folk at Muller.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)
# maybe they could put it into some kind of spiral straw thing
and you squeeze it and "fruit" comes out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# again, it all sounds a bit porno to me
but that's because i'm sexually frustrated
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# that sounds especially good for the chocolate ones
a chocolate ring with a creamy white centre...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)
# oo, I think we are onto something here
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# im sure theres a market for it
better google 'gay' just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
#
*says nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Cor!
All this talk of grammatically correct foodstuffs is getting me flustered :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# it's alright. the antidote to grammatically correct foddstuffs is:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Aren't the Chocolate ones
called crunch corners instead of fruit corners?

i'm only allowed the 'healthy balance' ones now... damn the misssus and her get in shape plans...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# under the thumb
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# American blueberry ones
are the sex :)

Don't listen to the missus, she's probably fickle anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I have healthy
balance occasionally, but the muesli bits get stuck in my teeth.
I suppose it is more of a crunch corner, but they'll always be fruit corners/compartments to me
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Havent heard or senn written the word 'meusli' in years.
You just made me grin, and what a great word.
meuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeusli
Aparently if you repeat meusli fast enough it summons the Demon of teh PooPoo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# moosly
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# It wasnt teh devil

have a crapea
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# mufasa?
/it's the ciiiiiiiiiiirrrcclllleeee of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# i cant remember wha tthe word is
but there's a word for when people attribute human or even animal physical characteristics to patterns in light or shadows or smoke or what not

like the face on mars, or a lot of pictures of 'ghosts'
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Looneys?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# 'official fan of b3ta' ben goldacre
has a piece about more general seeing of patterns in data which aren't there today:
www.badscience.net/?p=404
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Nice link..
tankooo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# i just saw the edit
am i the prick?:(
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# He/she could be
referring to this picture

www.christianmedia.us/images2/demon3.jpg

hahaha. It's the shiznits!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# haha! no of course not
you just reminded me about the silly picture and it made sense to mention it as it was relevant innit!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)