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*edit* some prick said that the devils face appeared in the smoke, the picture is almost as shit as this one...almost

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 394 entries (closed)

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

anyone remember
that crap about the devils face in the smoke?
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

No
but do explain please...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

this
www.christianmedia.us/devil-face.html
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

hahaha
what a bunch of cunt
( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

Your language
in the face of the Lord is an offence to all that is holy.

PS. Jesus is a cunt.
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

jesus
was pretty much a david koresh type bloke

the life of brian was pretty much spot on
( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

I've got a mate who's doing a paper called
'Who is Jesus?'...she still doesn't know :P and it always makes my head-dukebox play 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' whenever she mentions it
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

ref: your sig
are you ill or have you lost some limbs, or what?
( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

Just always fookin forgeting to
eat. Plus, was a damn fat kid :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

that she was
the sorta kid whose gender you'd bet with your mates about
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

Of course, I don't take offence to that at all
in any way.

Not at all, nope, not me.

edit: fucker
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

well, as long as you're healthy
and happy

that's what's important
( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

she's much better looking now

( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

yeah, you win no points for saying
that :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

oopsy
i hope we dont break the board again
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

*breaks*
i want a new board now
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

go on
break it!!

snappy snappy break break!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

the devils work
his face appearing in the smoke forced this long thread, with the sole purpose of breaking the board
9-11 is the conspiracy itself, just to break b3ta!
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

Operation break board
has commenced.................................................
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

woopsy
prehaps that was a little blunt, but then thats just me
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Here is an excerpt from an argument
with a christian, which I just made up

Me : Don't be silly, how could a face appear in smoke?
Christian : The devil works in mysterious ways!
Me : Look, there's been thousands of photos of that plume of smoke, you're saying that it's not
just a coincidence that out of one of them, in all the infinite variations of smoke patterns,
a "face" would appear?
Christian : But, God.
Me : What? That's not an answer.
Christian : Yes. God.
Me : You can't just say the word "God" and expect that to act as a valid reply.
Christian : God.
Me : Shut up
Christian : God.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

wow
I'm impressed by how long you lasted...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

actually
I'm more impressed by the unusual depth of this particular christians argument
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

I got into a ten minute
"conversation" with Jehovas Witnesses on my doorstep once. It went pretty much like that

Me : "Valid scientific statement, or logical truth"
Them : "God"
(repeat x2,451)
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

yeah, i did one of those
i felt slightly at a disadvantage as i was wearing only my dressing gown, though
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

you should have let your cock/tits* pop out occasionally
*delete as appropriate
( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

do i have to delete one?
i'm rather sold on the idea of having cock/tits
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

well, as long as i can have a go
once you're all set up, i'll not stop you
( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

i am
starting to go off the idea a bit now
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

bah!

( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

I've had many arguments with devout christians
and this does indeed sum them up
( Mushroom, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

Cunt cunty cunt cunts
"I have had demons in me in the past, and been attacked by them, I was even verbally threatened by one. Back in 1999 I had a demon leave me at which time he said he was going to Colorado. A couple of weeks later there was the Columbine shootings."
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

that probably wasn't the demon tho
he probably just wanted to settle in a nice suburban environment and write his memoirs
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

^facts

( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Maybe he just
popped out for some milk and then just forgot to return, possibly due to the constant nagging his host had been giving him for years

"You never treat me the same anymore, it's not like the OLD DAYS when you would possess me and
make me burn villages and molest peasants"
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

hahahahaaah 'molest peasants'

( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

heh
i initially read that as ' 'molest peanuts' '
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

Are we all bleary eyed and in recovery from last night?

( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

hahahahaaah 'bum villages'

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/devils_music_no_effect.htm
( hooker1uk Voted 'wanker of the week' for 57 weeks running, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

some people are mental
very very very mental
( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

WoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!
www.christianmedia.us/devil-face.html
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

Ooooh, spooky!
Edit: Or first hit on Google.
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

Is it just me..
or are americans stupid?
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

you're pretty stupid
;)
( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

I'm reading that
in such a way as to make 'stupid' sound like a petname... so thank you... :P
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

no problems stupid :)

( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

No, it's you as well.



Only joking.
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

or just a copy cat
in order to start a conspiracy theory and have me sent to guantanamo (sp?)

hmmm, should we be entering this whole thread for the compo...
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

You both posted
the same thing at the same time! That equals the number 2. 2 is the number of digits in the number
11", 11 - 2 is 9. 9-11! OH MY GOD, YOU'RE PART OF THE CONSPIRACY!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

ok let's multiply 9.11 by 58
528.38 which is meaningless

but, and this is the crucial part

if we add 137.62 to this result we get 666

clearly demonstrating in an obvious way, just how it's the work of satan
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

*hides*
*goes to the corner shop to listen to Satan and buy lots of bacon*
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

hmm, bacon
tasty tasty bacon
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

bloody hell
i went for a crap and come back to find out that not only am i single handedly responsible for 9-11, but am also posessed by the devil himself
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)

are you rich and/or powerful?
(vigorous throbbing on occasion does not count)
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

they are both relative terms...
so i could not really answer that
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

oh well then
probably possesed, you'll have to do something evil now

like think

worst crime of all
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

i had some bacon earelier....
maybe thats not enough, but the damn schools are closed on a saturday, and the only kids in parks are already pregnant or are carrying guns
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

I wish I'd bought bacon when I went out shopping earlier
it would have been a wise decision

tasty slices of bacon!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

That is so scarey and clever.
*decides to convert to christianity
*as if
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

and, being completely made up, must be true!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

worse
www.christianmedia.us/twenty-dolloar-bill.html
( hooker1uk Voted 'wanker of the week' for 57 weeks running, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

hahaha!
although I now feel physically ill from the stupidity of that sort of thing.

I really do need bacon now...
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

i'm not clicking any more links today
these have all perplexed and annoyed me
( mictoboy, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

By that logic
the old £10 note used to prophesy a mutant Queen/Dickens John McEnroe hybrid monster apocalypse. Or something like that.
( tomsk, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)

I just saw the devil's face in my sandwich
he told me I should have another one...but I'm not listening to him :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

did he tell you to eat all that hummus
that time too?
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

Yeah
what a git :P

/the voice in my head blog
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

dammit, he only ever tells me to kill people
i feel so used sometimes :(
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

Yeah, i get that too
although usually it's 'kill yourself'...which is why I'm eating sausages that are waaaay past their use by date :S

/institution blog
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)

are they only half cooked too?
gotta do these things proper like ;)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

Hmm..
come to think of it I did leave them cooking for longer than is necessary ;)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

I believe sausages are best eaten crispy.

*mainly due to it being the only way mine end up.
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

The devil's
telling me to go to the corner shop and buy myself a tasty chilli bacon wrap and chocolate "fruit" corner for my lunch.
The devil is a bastard. A tasty, bacon-filled bastard.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)

Inverted commas fruit?
I haven't seen that for a while - they stopped importing it during The Great Punctuation War.
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

Yup
I've become a fan of gramatically correct yoghurt. Also, because the deliciousness that is a Chocolate Fruit Corner can't
really be said to contain any fruit. Or even to have been near any fruit

DELICIOUS GOODNESS!
i76.photobucket.com/albums/j30/fifties/corner2006.jpg
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

is it a fruit "corner" tho
is it not more of a "fruit compartment" ?
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

When pedantry is called for...............
Lets Party!
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

lets have a pendants' party!
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

*cranks up tatty, goes for the pendant mash.

couldnt be arsed to tatty a new one. pea with a lovely pendant
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

hahahaha
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

it's corner-ish
i guess - as it is in the corner - if it was in the middle it would be called 'Fruity Middle' or something

which sounds mildly pornographic in my head :S
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

ok
how about if it was arranged in a round or circular fashion instead

we could call it a fruit ring
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

You DO need a balance of fruit and non-fruit
though. Fruit ring sounds like there would be too much fruit for the good folk at Muller.
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

maybe they could put it into some kind of spiral straw thing
and you squeeze it and "fruit" comes out
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

again, it all sounds a bit porno to me
but that's because i'm sexually frustrated
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

that sounds especially good for the chocolate ones
a chocolate ring with a creamy white centre...
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

oo, I think we are onto something here
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

im sure theres a market for it
better google 'gay' just to be sure
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

*says nothing*
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

Cor!
All this talk of grammatically correct foodstuffs is getting me flustered :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

it's alright. the antidote to grammatically correct foddstuffs is:

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

Aren't the Chocolate ones
called crunch corners instead of fruit corners?

i'm only allowed the 'healthy balance' ones now... damn the misssus and her get in shape plans...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

under the thumb

( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

American blueberry ones
are the sex :)

Don't listen to the missus, she's probably fickle anyway ;)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

I have healthy
balance occasionally, but the muesli bits get stuck in my teeth.
I suppose it is more of a crunch corner, but they'll always be fruit corners/compartments to me
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

Havent heard or senn written the word 'meusli' in years.
You just made me grin, and what a great word.
meuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeuslimeusli
Aparently if you repeat meusli fast enough it summons the Demon of teh PooPoo
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

moosly

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

It wasnt teh devil

have a crapea
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)

mufasa?
/it's the ciiiiiiiiiiirrrcclllleeee of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

i cant remember wha tthe word is
but there's a word for when people attribute human or even animal physical characteristics to patterns in light or shadows or smoke or what not

like the face on mars, or a lot of pictures of 'ghosts'
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

Looneys?

( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

'official fan of b3ta' ben goldacre
has a piece about more general seeing of patterns in data which aren't there today:
www.badscience.net/?p=404
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

Nice link..
tankooo
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

i just saw the edit
am i the prick?:(
( wjh31, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

He/she could be
referring to this picture

www.christianmedia.us/images2/demon3.jpg

hahaha. It's the shiznits!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

haha! no of course not
you just reminded me about the silly picture and it made sense to mention it as it was relevant innit!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)