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# ok let's multiply 9.11 by 58
528.38 which is meaningless

but, and this is the crucial part

if we add 137.62 to this result we get 666

clearly demonstrating in an obvious way, just how it's the work of satan
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# *hides*
*goes to the corner shop to listen to Satan and buy lots of bacon*
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# hmm, bacon
tasty tasty bacon
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)
# bloody hell
i went for a crap and come back to find out that not only am i single handedly responsible for 9-11, but am also posessed by the devil himself
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)
# are you rich and/or powerful?
(vigorous throbbing on occasion does not count)
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# they are both relative terms...
so i could not really answer that
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# oh well then
probably possesed, you'll have to do something evil now

like think

worst crime of all
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# i had some bacon earelier....
maybe thats not enough, but the damn schools are closed on a saturday, and the only kids in parks are already pregnant or are carrying guns
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I wish I'd bought bacon when I went out shopping earlier
it would have been a wise decision

tasty slices of bacon!
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# That is so scarey and clever.
*decides to convert to christianity
*as if
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# and, being completely made up, must be true!
(, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)