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[challenge entry] repost for compo

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# last time you posted this were you pounced on by board nazis?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Why?
Fir size or shitness?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# size
i kinda like the shitness, it's a style all of its own that works in rare cases such as this one
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I didn't say I didn't like the shitness
That's why I asked.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# yeah. there's something quite appealing about it
good job micto isn't around, with his capped broadband and high ideals.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
#
idea hee

/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# lol are you suggesting
he's opinionated?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Perish the very thought!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Surely you mean high heels?
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# that's what I said - duh!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Sorry
I thought you where advertising some sort of naturist magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Well I'm not saying I wasn't.....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# In a weird way, I really like your style.
But just because Moby and I share a birthday on September 11th,
doesn't mean we collaborated in any birthday cake fuelled terrorism at all!
Oh, and image size, blah de blah de blah.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# sausagebird is feckin huuuuuge!
'Ning all b3tans!
And what are you lot going to be doing this glorious moaning?
dunno why I'm so chirpy - I'm in feckin w*rk
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Well, I am still in bed, and I am debating whether:
- I should drive over and see my Dad whose birthday it is today
- Stay in bed, and continue to inform b3tans of my interesting life
- Get up, get washed, get dressed and start some fine essay-writing work.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I reckon your Dad would be chuffed to bits if you went to see him.
With cake, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Nah, my folks only got rid of me a week ago from going home over Easter.
I suspect a phonecall and a card in the post will satisfy him. He hates fuss. Plus I am very behind with work.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# DAD's Birthday FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
#
continue to inform b3tans of my interesting life

masturbate furiously
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# No Rik, no Caro.
/Autocomplete. FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# this is not to suggest that your informative posts are not interesting
just that from your point of view the morning may be better spent indulging in serious fwappage.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Alas, no, I would prefer the real thing.
But unfortunately, that option is no longer available.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# that's just a perspective thing
down to whether you see masturbation as a substitute for sex, or merely as 'a different option'.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Unlike most other people on b3ta, I'd rather not discuss my sexual preferences on a message board.
And now, I suppose, I should get up and get on with some work. Fun fun fun work writing about how to conserve dress fabrics. Hurrahs.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# there ya go mate, use this one
under 50k
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# SAUSAGEBIRD FTW!
woo yay & hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# 'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Haha! Wonderful. Modulars FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# your filterpuss is a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)