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# Well, I am still in bed, and I am debating whether:
- I should drive over and see my Dad whose birthday it is today
- Stay in bed, and continue to inform b3tans of my interesting life
- Get up, get washed, get dressed and start some fine essay-writing work.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I reckon your Dad would be chuffed to bits if you went to see him.
With cake, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Nah, my folks only got rid of me a week ago from going home over Easter.
I suspect a phonecall and a card in the post will satisfy him. He hates fuss. Plus I am very behind with work.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# DAD's Birthday FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
#
continue to inform b3tans of my interesting life

masturbate furiously
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# No Rik, no Caro.
/Autocomplete. FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# this is not to suggest that your informative posts are not interesting
just that from your point of view the morning may be better spent indulging in serious fwappage.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Alas, no, I would prefer the real thing.
But unfortunately, that option is no longer available.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# that's just a perspective thing
down to whether you see masturbation as a substitute for sex, or merely as 'a different option'.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Unlike most other people on b3ta, I'd rather not discuss my sexual preferences on a message board.
And now, I suppose, I should get up and get on with some work. Fun fun fun work writing about how to conserve dress fabrics. Hurrahs.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)