'noons all

( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

pfffffft
Edit: Prince Cockring?
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

don't speak with your mouth full
/hahaha - even better with the edit
( Geoff the Clownfish is depending. I'm at the deep-end., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

albert

( SiX is the arch nemisis of Justin Timberlake, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

oooooh thanks for clearing that up for me
what colour is the grass please?
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

my grass is a horrible dead brown colour...

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)

he said grass not pubes
you dirty boy
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

I hate

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

racist!

( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

you

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

WARNING - strike through gag ahead
gr
( Geoff the Clownfish is depending. I'm at the deep-end., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

all!!!
=)
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

yes
it's green. Any more questions noob?
( SiX is the arch nemisis of Justin Timberlake, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

haha!

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

Ahahahaaa!

(this week i am mostly - useless, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

Hahahaha!
Prince Albert deely boppers . . . . *scratches head*

*wanders off*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

*follows*
( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

*wallows*

(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

*hiydes round corner and unzips*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

*collides*
Oi! You just splashed my shoes!
( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

never mind your shoes!
WHAT ABOUT MY KIA ORA!? *cries*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

*offers hankie*
*replaces kia-ora with pint of Theakstons*
( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Ohohoho!
I get it! Hahaha to all you scummers who don't!
(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

hehehehe
and, ouch...
( Vulthoom, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

pfffft
raar!
( i_yam_bucket tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)

According to myth
his would have needed to be somewhat larger.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

How large?
*resizes image*
( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

erm... hang on
*travels back in time with a ruler and pulls Prince Albert in the bogs round the back of Windsor Castle*

According to my measurements it was 67 inches long and 104 inches around.

*sits down gingerly*
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

YOU BASTARD!
I was on the phone when I read that. How am I supposed to explain to a client that it was the size of Prince Alberts cock that caused paroxysms of mirth.
( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

That's the trouble
with Imperial conversions
( Rincewind, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

BOOM BOOM!
You spotted my hidden gag, excellent work!
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

Woo!
What do I win?
( Rincewind, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

hahaha
he was victoria's hero with his special enhancement
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

Pffffffffffft.
Have a woo on me.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)