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# Dali
was a twat
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# he was?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i declare surrealism as pretty fraud!
to paint the unconcious is impossible without it becoming concious thought.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *disappears*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# "but proof defies faith and without faith i am nothing"
ah, but replied man " the babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it?"

"i hadn't thought of that" replied god and promptly disappeared in a puff of logic
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *gets killed on zebra crossing*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *scoops up*
*puts in bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *pours into mixer*
*makes house foundations*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# so that's why bricks are red
it's the blooood
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *sits*
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# it was a brave attempt to explore this newly discovered idea
that foundered once it became obvious it was a bunch of artisits pissing about

but i do rate dali as a talented artist, even if he was a better showman than actual painter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hi max
dali was a great painter, that one of jesus on the cross is one of my favourite paintings
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ning reg, my favouritest ever painting is by dali
it's a postcard size beach scene currently in the tate modern

but i preferred magritte
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# agreed
though my fave is picasso
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# hmm
not overly fussed with picasso but i agree he was an important figure
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# which one is that?
is it one of the ones he done where the things
that make up the picture, rocks etc, combine to make
another image, ie a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# nope
it's just a little pinkish thing with a couple of ladies and a boat, it's small and wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# i don't think i've seen that one
though did get to see
"Christ of Saint John of the Cross" in real life at
the kelvingrove museum in glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# cool
did you lick it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# no!
i just stood and stared up at it like a big idiot.

i stood right in front of it for five minutes because people
were trying to take pictures of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# exactly
mere mothergooseries. optical illusions and tricks rather than art for the most part.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# while that is true
you can't deny the quality of his work though.
he was a very good painter
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# yes i suppose
(grumps)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# YAY
*high fives self*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# haha!
no mates!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# i'm at work you nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# the one with the collapsed 4 dimension cube?
makes my brain hurt trying to imagine it in its 4D glory.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# ha-hAA!
java applet hypercube:

dogfeathers.com/java/hyprcube.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# brain asplodes from forbidden knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# boy was he a showman!
he once turned up to give a talk dressed in a full diving suit (the brass helmet type).

that's class.

edit: I guess I could have just looked that up on wikipedia. gah! there's no cachet in knowing stuff, nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# haha
acers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *googles*
oh HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# heathen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# and proud of it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# but the moustache makes up for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa2rwk-SlCo
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# moustache, you say?
Click for bigger. (I nipped downstairs to take this photo, hangs on our wall :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# o_O
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# o\_/O
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:34, archived)