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[challenge entry] ah progress...

i'm sure it's been done, but i'm a busy man, in an office of nosey bastards, so i can't browse b3ta for long at a time

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(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# "i'm going to have to go,
i can smell fish"

edit: how rude, very nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# haha
lobster phone?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Dali
was a twat
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# he was?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i declare surrealism as pretty fraud!
to paint the unconcious is impossible without it becoming concious thought.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *disappears*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# "but proof defies faith and without faith i am nothing"
ah, but replied man " the babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it?"

"i hadn't thought of that" replied god and promptly disappeared in a puff of logic
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *gets killed on zebra crossing*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *scoops up*
*puts in bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *pours into mixer*
*makes house foundations*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# so that's why bricks are red
it's the blooood
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *sits*
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# it was a brave attempt to explore this newly discovered idea
that foundered once it became obvious it was a bunch of artisits pissing about

but i do rate dali as a talented artist, even if he was a better showman than actual painter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hi max
dali was a great painter, that one of jesus on the cross is one of my favourite paintings
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ning reg, my favouritest ever painting is by dali
it's a postcard size beach scene currently in the tate modern

but i preferred magritte
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# agreed
though my fave is picasso
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# hmm
not overly fussed with picasso but i agree he was an important figure
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# which one is that?
is it one of the ones he done where the things
that make up the picture, rocks etc, combine to make
another image, ie a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# nope
it's just a little pinkish thing with a couple of ladies and a boat, it's small and wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# i don't think i've seen that one
though did get to see
"Christ of Saint John of the Cross" in real life at
the kelvingrove museum in glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# cool
did you lick it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# no!
i just stood and stared up at it like a big idiot.

i stood right in front of it for five minutes because people
were trying to take pictures of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# exactly
mere mothergooseries. optical illusions and tricks rather than art for the most part.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# while that is true
you can't deny the quality of his work though.
he was a very good painter
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# yes i suppose
(grumps)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# YAY
*high fives self*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# haha!
no mates!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# i'm at work you nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# the one with the collapsed 4 dimension cube?
makes my brain hurt trying to imagine it in its 4D glory.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# ha-hAA!
java applet hypercube:

dogfeathers.com/java/hyprcube.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# brain asplodes from forbidden knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# boy was he a showman!
he once turned up to give a talk dressed in a full diving suit (the brass helmet type).

that's class.

edit: I guess I could have just looked that up on wikipedia. gah! there's no cachet in knowing stuff, nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# haha
acers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *googles*
oh HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# heathen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# and proud of it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# but the moustache makes up for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa2rwk-SlCo
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# moustache, you say?
Click for bigger. (I nipped downstairs to take this photo, hangs on our wall :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# o_O
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# o\_/O
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# miniturisation is a wonderfull thing
*adjusts trousers* (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Ah, wonderbar!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Pah! Childeren with prawn phones...
I tell you its what makes them all so Shellfish today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# you had to mussel in with that one didn't you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# thank Cod this won't turn into a pun conversation
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# This isn't the time
or the plaice...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I think it haddock it's chance
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I can't stand any more of this carp
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# seems a bit fishy to me.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Its making me feel eel
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Don't you just
Hake it when this happends...
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# (whelk)ome to pun hell XD
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I don't like to Clam up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Not when you are
bream-ing with more puns...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# haha
crustaceans 4U
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# No stranger than the phones4u ads
That agency must be pissing themselves laughing that the company PAID for those ads
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Yeah! Yeah!
I agree, they are fucking awful ads.

I think they make them bad on purpose like the Cillit Bang ads, so people remember them.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# mmmmm
laughing at the fact you remember the brand name?
i'd say that was a job well done
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Heheheh
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Bloody Good This!
I occasionally make a pilgrimage to the phone in the tate modern.
/Dali Fanboy

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *points*
you FRAUD you didn't type in the third person! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I CAN HEAR THE SEA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# that's not the sea
it's satan!

hahaha!! he's a coming for ya!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# satan is my master
he tells me what to do
he buys my Metallica records for me
and sometimes I think...

thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# it's nice to have a deity who does things for you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# That is indeed
excellent!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 25 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# dorothy perkins
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# very nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Two hours late, but...
... It's been done for real.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:54, archived)