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# my mother didn't breast feed me and now I have incurable eczema
can I have money?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Why yes!
*hands over wads of cash*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# what about breast feeding?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# *sigh* alright then
*hands over a few more wads of cash*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# *mutters*
can't suck milk out of that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# *wanders off to buy a cow*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# nope
but you can pay for a quick nosh on my moobs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# if I wanted a mouth full of nipple hair
I'd join the army
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Grab yer coat, Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# ?
why - where are you taking me... who are those men... what's in that van... why are you putting a pillow case over my head... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:04, archived)