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(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# chas and dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# rabbit
rabbit
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# If you don't mind I'll post this up here
for anyone who is interested.

Hi Craig,

Many thanks for bringing this to our attention. The offending member
has been warned that this has to stop immediately, all existing threads
where he has done this have been taken down, and he has been made aware
of the consequences and actions that will ensue if he does it again.

Pete @ Nuts

RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# yes
I've just had a look

seems that pictures have been a dissapearing

:D

they may be learning
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# well...
he was deleting them himself, as there's an attachment limit
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Ahh
explains why some of the threads is still up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# It's only fair
plus I was polite but ensured that it was understood that the CC license counts for something. I shall write back and thank him. It's only a small victory though, they still can't stop doing it in the mags.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# indeed
fair=legal

folk should know better

of course they don't because they are ignorant mongs who can do anything they want and anyone who disagrees is naughty bad man who ruined their life etc..

another symptom of the ol' entitlement culture innit

ps, can I have some free money? :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I will give you some free money if you desrve it so answer these questions:
1. Did you ever witness something nasty?
2. Did anyone ever "look at you funny"?
3. Did your mum ever refuse to give you sweeties with the excuse that "your tea will be ready soon"?

If so, you are obviously a traumatised victim and deserve money and lots of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# my mother didn't breast feed me and now I have incurable eczema
can I have money?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Why yes!
*hands over wads of cash*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# what about breast feeding?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# *sigh* alright then
*hands over a few more wads of cash*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# *mutters*
can't suck milk out of that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# *wanders off to buy a cow*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# nope
but you can pay for a quick nosh on my moobs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# if I wanted a mouth full of nipple hair
I'd join the army
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Grab yer coat, Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# ?
why - where are you taking me... who are those men... what's in that van... why are you putting a pillow case over my head... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# !
1.yes
2.yes
3.yes!

damn it!

I have to sue! then I can become a rich bastard!

hmm, but what if someone sees that I'm rich and they are poor, and the difference in spending potential means that they become sad

They'll sue me for the stress of making them become sad and they'll take all my money

arg, but then I can sue them for taking all of my money!

hah!

The system works!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Prrrrofit!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# :D
Yeeees! Thieving twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# You're called CRAIG?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# I am indeed hunny
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# is your last name david?
your gunna get a fucking thump if it is.
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# haha
no. my last name is something odd and Danish. My families heraldic coat of arms has dolphins on it. Fucking dolphins. I ask you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Your coat of arms has fucking dolphins?
Dolphin Rampant? :S
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# naiant actually
I think that means swimming. I'll post it here in a sec when I've shopped the old surname off it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# my family coat of arms
has a coat on it, that has arms.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# not sure that being called Craig
makes me sexy.






I thought that was my tight, toned ass ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# It's your suave chat up lines that do it for me like..
"wanna shag?"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# pfft. I'm far more vocal than that.
oi lass, fancy going halves on a bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I'm bloody gagging for it now!
/fat slags
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Well yes, your arse obviously
and my coat of arms has a boar on it. Much more boaring. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# My first thoughts also
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# whats all this?
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# this...
www.b3ta.com/board/7233337
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Oh there is a user at the nuts forums
who posts pictures every day, most of tem from here. That's not so bad in itself although credit would be nice but he actively removes the tags and puts his own on so I mailed Steve up there at IPC and pointed out that most of us now claim copyright for our stuff and it was out of order.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# guess there's something to be said for that digimarc thing
does it actually work?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Yeah digimarc works fine
but it's stronger when you subscribe to it. I always forget to use it. There are plenty of other invisible watermark too.
Just add one of these at the top of your profile and thumbnail your pics in your profile so that it covers the things you make
creativecommons.org/license/

put one on your website to if you post original works.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# yeah
I think it just comes with a demo thing on photosoup

but erm... well

er...

*looks up at sky*
"hmm, appears to be raining photoshop cd's"

sort of thing, so I can't erm.. yes

:(

Hey, if I could afford it I'd buy the whole adobe suite
(tho I wouldn't get premiere, wees to premiere)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I remember last time I
bought premiere and tried to install it. It fucked me off because I did not have a pentium cpu.

Yes digimarc is on photoshop but its just a standard digital watermarker. It does not mark the image as yours specifically until you buy a license.

I've got Adobe design premier CS3 so ner!
( and the whole CS2 suite, and most of CS1 and photoshop 5,6 and 7. And Macromedia studio 8. Damn you Adobe, I could have bought a frigging house if not for you! "
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# seems the folk who know
use final cut pro

tho that of course means buying a mac

but as I don't have a compelling need to do broadcast standard editing just yet I think I can get by without it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Is that Johnx1?
I've just been looking at his posts and if there were any images they've all been pulled now.

Good work, Kemosabe.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Yeah that's the fella.
I don't really mind seeing my images on other websites, it can be flattering but this cheeky cunt puts his name to it and leeches the reflected glory, so fuck him. Besides, he looks exactly like a guy I know who I expect I'll have to punch soon so he got my back up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# now now
violence isn't the answer

tho it's certainly an answer

and don't punch people, you could damage your hand, use a baseball bat instead :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# hooray!

hit them where it hurts, in the bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Nice work : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# V clever.
*cricks neck*
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# your skull looks like a tin of biscuits, or summat
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# das fiyin tork
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# ya!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# psst, its ferrero rocher
...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# ah, makes sense now :D
i didn't recognise them, not in a 5ft high cone, handed to me by a posh serving bint.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Close
Its a cheap and nasty clear plastic container filled with air wrapped in flaky scabs and a substance that just reaches the EU's bare minimum to be classified as chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Monsieur, with this image
You are spoiling us

Am I the first?
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# you are
you win my internets
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I only just got the relevance just now though
After remembering the title of the painting.

Hah! Brilliant.
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Poor old Holbein
that skull must have taken him ages, but if only he'd had the thought to gone out & buy tattyshop, it wouldn't have taken him 5 minutes...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIOUS!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:58, archived)