I ain't gettin' on no plane!


From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(radja, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

he is
not quite ginger yet
(tubeman trousers, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

More of a
mauve taupe.
(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

I would if I could

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

I wish I could fly
Right up to the sky
But I can't
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

and quite right too,
you're already powerful enough
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

*poses*
NO! MUST HAVE MORE POWER! MUST ASSIMILATE MURDOCH!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

for the good of humanity NO
power has corrupted you and although I stood idly by and let it happen, I can't allow it to go on any further...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)

*sits on power*
You can't have it, it's all mine! In fact *licks power* see, totally mine.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

aww man!
*runs around trying to find other power to lick*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)

try this screwdriver i jammed in a socket!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

what powers does it have?
*pokes out tounge tentatively*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

ohh dear, that looks nasty,
i'll call an ambulance after lunch.



STOP MOANING!!
i'm trying to eat!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

I.... .ha..ve...... th...e
pppooowww....eee...r
*comas*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

*smokes*
*inside*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)

'ning hon
nice sig
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

Ning a ling love!
Ta very much. 'Describe yourself in 5 words' - that's what I came up with.

80s is a word- oh yes. The best word, really. When it comes to pop music, anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

Physically repulsive and mentally deviant
hmmm

Not sure I've got the hang of this ....
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

ha ha - you're out of luck
'coz that's the way I like 'em baby!

edit: well - repulsive isn't so hot - but the other bit's good
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)

Repulsive in a sexy way
honest ;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

SCORE!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)

*does the secsee dance*
*gyrate gyrate*
*thrust*
*wiggle*
*STANCE*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)

*sexes deviantly*
wheyhey!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

You are Charles Clarke
AICMFP
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)

Damn!
Rumbled!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

*plays with your ears*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)

Umax!!!! Phwoooaaargh!
\Charles Clark the Ferengi blog
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

it's not supposed to be the opposite

(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

Actually it works pretty well both ways

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

phwoar!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)

T Man!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

sorry!

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

workplace-based audible non-verbal expressions of mirth

( mictoboy, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

^ a similar expression indicating an involuntary reaction to the posted image in a gainful place of employment

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

WILLY

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Wont he?

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

where's Wally?

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

Now you've got the tune in my head.
God, that was dire.

W-w-w-w-where's Walleh (cue token African American accent)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

ha ha!!
best sofa
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

If someone doesn't stop that child saying 'strongerer' I'm going to have to bomb the French.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

pssst
she's not really french
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

When did I say she was?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

*makes no effort to stop child*

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

You FIEND

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

haha
Nice
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)