From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

( Zak McFlimby, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

Wow, a well-shopped ginger!
*clicks*
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

Nicely shopped sir
reducify, pfft. Have a click : )
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

Nicely done!
How long have we got left of Bush?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

approximately too long

( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

Well yes
but HOW long?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

the puppet strings will be cut in Jan 2009

edit: Think of Bush as the 'Tunnocks Boy' of the neoconservative movement
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

how many term is he allowed?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

Zwei, Ich denke.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

2 and only 2.
Thankfully.
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

phew!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

I'm mildly surprised he hasn't changed the law on that.

( Afinkawan, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

He wants to.
Seriously. The Republicans keep trying to rally support for a change in the presidency laws.

edit: what bobbie said
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

That's frightening.
I dread to think what'd happen if he managed it, with Gordon Brown at his side as well.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

it would be the end of all life as we know it.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

That'd then force me to move to Amsterdam.
If I'm going to be nuked, I want to be off my tits when it happens.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

haha!
actually......
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

He'd declare himself president for life
so he could bang on (hypocritically) about democracy forever.
( Afinkawan, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

He might get that saying right, eventually.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

unless he gets the 22nd amendment revoked
but it won't happen (crosses fingers)
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

I very much doubt he'll get Congress on side for that

(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

Bonza, less than 2 years.
That'll be over in a flash.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

please don't use the word flash 0.o
too much talk of nukes again lately -- which is really nothing more than a re-surfacing of the Cold War, but....... *shudders*
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

Flash! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Sorry.

Yes, lots of nukes talk. I'm trying not to get involved unless I have to, I'm a terrible one for screaming at the news.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

^this.
The last bit, anyway.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Are you an American?

(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

i'll answer that if you promise not to hate me :)



(yes)
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

*hates instantly*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

Any more of that and you'll get booted out of the Venn diagram

(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

I was only playing :(
I want to see the graphical representation of this Venn diagram.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

xenophobia is not a suitable topic for play time
We haven't drawn one. You just have to imagine it.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

*imagines*
You'll have to draw one at some point.

I'm not xenophobic by the way - my Uncle's american, I just hate the government over there...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

It will require further consultation with the Captain to decide who else to put in
And yes, we all do.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

This is going to take up YEARS.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

Plenty of lovely Americans around.
Not your fault a small minority of you are making the world cringe daily. Bless your little hearts.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

burn the yank!!!
not really!
*hugs*



showers
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

Me too

(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

DEATH TO THE AMERICAN INFIDEL!
*burns*
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

I read that in such a posh accent....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

Ha ha
Do you have a 'thing' for posh accents?

A lot of boys do...
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

Not really.
According to most northerners I have one, and my professional voice is...well, I sound like a newsreader.

Anyway, the noises I tend to cause women to make don't really rely on an accent ;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

Oh you naughty girl
;)
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

You love it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

don't be so sure
brummie porn is the worst thing i've ever seen.
( fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

Cathy Barrie rules.
Not that she's Brummie...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

don't know who that is
but the cry of "finguh me bum 'ole" will stay with me to the grave.
( fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

that's extremely disparaging to the fine figure of a boy that is Tunnocks boy

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

i pray for forgiveness from the spirit of the rosy-cheeked one...

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

too damm long

( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

*pokes*
ning :)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

*jumps*
ningnong lovely! Was thinking about you last night (calm yourself, I've got a big Fields of the Nephilim poster)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha
That's so not a good thing to be remembered by.

Did you see my promise last night?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

I didn't.
What promise was this?

I thought about you again as well because I found an old Slimelight flyer (you're going to kill me aren't you?)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Slimelight I can deal with
though I've not been for over a year now :(

Thread which contains the promise:

www.b3ta.com/board/7264876
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

Fuckyeah!
Do tell me which one, and I shall endeavour to attend.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

Heh ok :)

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

*embarrassed* there's only a few other b3tans I really want to meet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

I still have no clue why anyone would actually want to meet me
except to poke fun at my appearance.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

Well that's certainly a big part of the charm.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

My laughable appearance is charming?
...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

I think so!
Love, I used to go out with an 80s thrash obsessive. You have not seen silly clothing until you've seen Old Nick Three Belts.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hmmm
I have seen the latest Glam Rock obsession in Bristol, so I have an inkling of what you're on about.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

am i one?!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

^^
(again)
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

eh?
what again?
NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

Hang on.
Both of you: what?!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

ivesb wants to know if he's one of the people you want to meet at a bash
And I want to know if you want to meet me (again) at a bash.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

Yes
And yes.

I would liek to meet ivesb, and I would like to meet you again whilst I'm sober and not a lecherous pervert or a toddling buffoon.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

Heh heh
I like you just the way you are. :)
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

;-)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

nicely
well done
( wjh31, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

yay
for another shit, arse raping, cunt bubble of a compo
(i've forgotten, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

Looks like horatio caine,
Off hit TV series "CSI: Miami". Catch on channel five at 10:00pm tuesday.
(snafle my bijingo please, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)