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(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Wow, a well-shopped ginger!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Nicely shopped sir
reducify, pfft. Have a click : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Nicely done!
How long have we got left of Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# approximately too long
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Well yes
but HOW long?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# the puppet strings will be cut in Jan 2009

edit: Think of Bush as the 'Tunnocks Boy' of the neoconservative movement
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# how many term is he allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Zwei, Ich denke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# 2 and only 2.
Thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I'm mildly surprised he hasn't changed the law on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# He wants to.
Seriously. The Republicans keep trying to rally support for a change in the presidency laws.

edit: what bobbie said
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# That's frightening.
I dread to think what'd happen if he managed it, with Gordon Brown at his side as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# it would be the end of all life as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# That'd then force me to move to Amsterdam.
If I'm going to be nuked, I want to be off my tits when it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# haha!
actually......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# He'd declare himself president for life
so he could bang on (hypocritically) about democracy forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# He might get that saying right, eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# unless he gets the 22nd amendment revoked
but it won't happen (crosses fingers)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I very much doubt he'll get Congress on side for that
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Bonza, less than 2 years.
That'll be over in a flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# please don't use the word flash 0.o
too much talk of nukes again lately -- which is really nothing more than a re-surfacing of the Cold War, but....... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Flash! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Sorry.

Yes, lots of nukes talk. I'm trying not to get involved unless I have to, I'm a terrible one for screaming at the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# ^this.
The last bit, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Are you an American?
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# i'll answer that if you promise not to hate me :)



(yes)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# *hates instantly*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Any more of that and you'll get booted out of the Venn diagram
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I was only playing :(
I want to see the graphical representation of this Venn diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# xenophobia is not a suitable topic for play time
We haven't drawn one. You just have to imagine it.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *imagines*
You'll have to draw one at some point.

I'm not xenophobic by the way - my Uncle's american, I just hate the government over there...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# It will require further consultation with the Captain to decide who else to put in
And yes, we all do.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# This is going to take up YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Plenty of lovely Americans around.
Not your fault a small minority of you are making the world cringe daily. Bless your little hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# burn the yank!!!
not really!
*hugs*



showers
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Me too
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# DEATH TO THE AMERICAN INFIDEL!
*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I read that in such a posh accent....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha
Do you have a 'thing' for posh accents?

A lot of boys do...
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Not really.
According to most northerners I have one, and my professional voice is...well, I sound like a newsreader.

Anyway, the noises I tend to cause women to make don't really rely on an accent ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Oh you naughty girl
;)
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# You love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# don't be so sure
brummie porn is the worst thing i've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Cathy Barrie rules.
Not that she's Brummie...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# don't know who that is
but the cry of "finguh me bum 'ole" will stay with me to the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# that's extremely disparaging to the fine figure of a boy that is Tunnocks boy

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# i pray for forgiveness from the spirit of the rosy-cheeked one...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# too damm long
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *pokes*
ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *jumps*
ningnong lovely! Was thinking about you last night (calm yourself, I've got a big Fields of the Nephilim poster)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
That's so not a good thing to be remembered by.

Did you see my promise last night?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I didn't.
What promise was this?

I thought about you again as well because I found an old Slimelight flyer (you're going to kill me aren't you?)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Slimelight I can deal with
though I've not been for over a year now :(

Thread which contains the promise:

www.b3ta.com/board/7264876
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Fuckyeah!
Do tell me which one, and I shall endeavour to attend.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Heh ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *embarrassed* there's only a few other b3tans I really want to meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I still have no clue why anyone would actually want to meet me
except to poke fun at my appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Well that's certainly a big part of the charm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# My laughable appearance is charming?
...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I think so!
Love, I used to go out with an 80s thrash obsessive. You have not seen silly clothing until you've seen Old Nick Three Belts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Hmmm
I have seen the latest Glam Rock obsession in Bristol, so I have an inkling of what you're on about.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# am i one?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# ^^
(again)
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# eh?
what again?
NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hang on.
Both of you: what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# ivesb wants to know if he's one of the people you want to meet at a bash
And I want to know if you want to meet me (again) at a bash.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Yes
And yes.

I would liek to meet ivesb, and I would like to meet you again whilst I'm sober and not a lecherous pervert or a toddling buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Heh heh
I like you just the way you are. :)
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# nicely
well done
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# yay
for another shit, arse raping, cunt bubble of a compo
(i've forgotten, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Looks like horatio caine,
Off hit TV series "CSI: Miami". Catch on channel five at 10:00pm tuesday.
(snafle my bijingo please, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)