ginger lama


From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(marrukah, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 7:47, archived)

ME AND MY LLAMA ARE GOING TO THE DENTIST TODAY.

( gronkpan, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 7:52, archived)

JERK STORE SALES REVUE:
ALL TIME BEST SELLER:
GRONKPAN

LOW STOCK ON:
MARRUKA
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 7:54, archived)

I AM THE JERK STORE.

( gronkpan, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:02, archived)

ARE YOU OUT OF ME?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:02, archived)

I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF YOU, BUT YOU NEVER SOLD.
YOU ARE LIKE THE JERK OF THE JERK STORE, BECAUSE I LOSE SO MUCH MONEY.
( gronkpan, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:04, archived)

WHO WOULD SHOP AT THE JERK STORE?
PROBABLY A REAL JERK.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:05, archived)

OR MAYBE SOMEONE THAT NEEDED A JERK.

( gronkpan, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:20, archived)

I'm trying to think of a song with the word jerk in it
all I can think of is jerk it out and I can't work a real joke around that.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)

www.newyorknighttrain.com/zine/issues/4/media/whitehassle/balladofrrjerk.mp3
( gronkpan, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)

BALLAD OF A JERK?
THIS SOUND LIKE YOUR THEME SONG, JERK.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:27, archived)

NO, THIS IS MY THEME SONG:
c2h5oh.free.fr/mp3/Thierry%20Hazard%20-%20Le%20Jerk.mp3
( gronkpan, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)

MY THEME SONG:
sensitiveartist.mp3
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

well it's your own damn fault for buying so much of me.
you big gayer.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:08, archived)

hey figured a real jerk like you would sell like hotcakes
or jerkcakes, as it were.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:09, archived)

he was too much of a jerk to realize i'm not enough of a jerk to sell like jerkcakes.
and you're so much of a jerk you didn't even tell him.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:11, archived)

holy shit, what a jerk.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)

wait I just thought of a great joke
what do you call gronkpan drinking a pop?

A SODA JERK.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)

JERK CHICKEN, JERK FISH.

( gronkpan, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)

JERK STORE:

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)

.,

( gronkpan, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)

i thought it was funnier to not put anything after it.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

Kittyama

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 7:58, archived)

Is that
shopped?
(BiPolar Bear equal parts lack & fail, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:01, archived)

Seams
like it, and then again, seams don't.
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:03, archived)

this kitten is surprisingly uncute
but I would cuddle with him anyway :)
(marrukah, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:05, archived)

Purrrrrrrrrr
fect . . .
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)

Dalillama?

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)

That is
quite the s t r e t c h . . .
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)

Could have done it in more than one segment, but meh.
Quick and dirty style is fine for a woo.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)

Hahahaha
have a deli llama

( chunderbunny, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

I will
have two to go . . .
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)

WOAH!!!!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

That's hot!

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)