Creationist Internet humour


From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)

if only it werent a toap
still lolled
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)

Toaps are underrated

(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)

when used correctly, they are very good.
but they're so overdone that the humor gets lost on a lot of us.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)

my first time


-is not a fan of toaps-
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)

Are those a family of penises?

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)

underrated shit
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)

hehe.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)

Hahaha yes!

( TN, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)

Quick compo related pearoast...

( Damocles ...all my troubles seemed so spam and cheese, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)

ooh, you can "I like this" on compo posts
that are replies

Is this new or am I thick?
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)

Well...
it's not new....


edit: In other news - I have finally achieved my goal on b3ta - to have two FP's at the same time. I can now quit this place forever! Oh wait... I haven't had three at once yet. Maybe one more pic...
( Damocles ...all my troubles seemed so spam and cheese, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)

*doesn't get the earlier one at all*

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:19, archived)

if you didnae
see this weeks episode of doctor who, then you won't. I was surprised it got FP'd what with it relying on people having seen it
( Damocles ...all my troubles seemed so spam and cheese, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)

pfft!

(rigby ., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)

*snort*
hahaa
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)

rolfmayo
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)

Reminds me of my one

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)

actually thats the thorax but hey
is that a monkey?
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)

It's a cat
with the ribs unfortunately missing from the source pic
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)

I misread that as
snackin on your origins, cos of the religious nature of this compo probably.
(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)

I only now realise, upon reading your post,
that this is not what it says.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)

"the theory of natural evolution, understood in a sense which does not exclude divine causality, is not in principle opposed to the truth about the creation of the visible world as presented in the book of Genesis."
In a nutshell, Catholics are free to accept theories of evolution, within certain guidelines, but they are under no obligation to do so.

Personally I think that nobody should tell other people what to believe.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)

Woo! 4th in the compo

(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)