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[challenge entry] Creationist Internet humour

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# if only it werent a toap
still lolled
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Toaps are underrated
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# when used correctly, they are very good.
but they're so overdone that the humor gets lost on a lot of us.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# my first time


-is not a fan of toaps-
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Are those a family of penises?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
#
underrated shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hehe.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! TN, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick compo related pearoast...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# ooh, you can "I like this" on compo posts
that are replies

Is this new or am I thick?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Well...
it's not new....


edit: In other news - I have finally achieved my goal on b3ta - to have two FP's at the same time. I can now quit this place forever! Oh wait... I haven't had three at once yet. Maybe one more pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# *doesn't get the earlier one at all*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:19, archived)
# if you didnae
see this weeks episode of doctor who, then you won't. I was surprised it got FP'd what with it relying on people having seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
# pfft!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# *snort*
hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
#
rolfmayo
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Reminds me of my one
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# actually thats the thorax but hey
is that a monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# It's a cat
with the ribs unfortunately missing from the source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I misread that as
snackin on your origins, cos of the religious nature of this compo probably.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
# I only now realise, upon reading your post,
that this is not what it says.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# "the theory of natural evolution, understood in a sense which does not exclude divine causality, is not in principle opposed to the truth about the creation of the visible world as presented in the book of Genesis."
In a nutshell, Catholics are free to accept theories of evolution, within certain guidelines, but they are under no obligation to do so.

Personally I think that nobody should tell other people what to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Woo! 4th in the compo
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)