they were going to put him on the cross
but his tiny fliddy arms were no good
they shot him in the head with a ten ton hammer gun
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:25,
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MC hammer gun?
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cooler_king That's no moon!,
Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:27,
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so...
if Jesus had been a flid, he wouldn't have been crucified.
but then he'd have only been able to cure blindness in people with very wide heads
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:27,
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