It's JML though.

You'll get it home to find that 'retardant' actually means 'will go up like a fucking firework'.

Though I believe that ladies in Kent have been using the swirling arms for clitoral stimulation.

Dirty Kents.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

Is there
a single JML product that can't be used for that purpose?

I sense ulterior motive* to advertise exciting stimulus products to bored housewives without the TV regulatory people catching on

*like a spider sense, but not as useful
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

The steam bee can't be used for said purpose,
on account of a DELIBERATELY broken vibrate function.

Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/12/toothbrush_rumpus/
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

Multi-chopper

(Pachey, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

This seems to be the best method of dealing with Multi-goose

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)