you must rub the zombies with your match box with vigorone matchbox per zombie will be sufficient
the friction will enable a warm hotness, this hotness will make the matches burst, known scientifically as 'the burst of match' or known by religious people as 'inteligent bursting'
the resultant flame will cause the burning of the zombie with such a heat that one may put meat and household objects on the pointy part of a forks, and cook it for mealtime treat or simple domestic amusement (this is optional, as when being attacked by a collective noun of zombies you may not have sufficient time to adequately cook the food, however, as the zombie will be ripping out your internal organs and your other instruments food poisoning is not considered a sufficient risk to health)
(the friction will enable a warm hotness, this hotness will make the matches burst, known scientifically as 'the burst of match' or known by religious people as 'inteligent bursting'
the resultant flame will cause the burning of the zombie with such a heat that one may put meat and household objects on the pointy part of a forks, and cook it for mealtime treat or simple domestic amusement (this is optional, as when being attacked by a collective noun of zombies you may not have sufficient time to adequately cook the food, however, as the zombie will be ripping out your internal organs and your other instruments food poisoning is not considered a sufficient risk to health)
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02,
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