Should have known then...


From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:16, archived)

I wonder if every bloke had a small cock in the eyes of artists....
( Munsta, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)

what does that say about artists? hmm?
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)

they couldn't see their models properly
Because they had small cocks stuck in their eyes
( Munsta, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)

yes
that must be it
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)

I've never had a bloke
put his cock near my eyes* small or not.


*lies, I've played rugby and had too many spit roasts
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)

That's you that is. *


*Only accurate if you couldn't beat me in a fight.
( Munsta, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)

Let me assure you fella
whilst I have a very open mind and an adventurous wife, I have enough trouble with getting things out of my colon. Trying to put things in there might be cause for violence. One way street I'm afraid. Much to the Mrs' consternation as she can't understand why she should have it and not me ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)

.
Oh God not the spit roasts.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)

they're not too bad
it all depends on whether you're giving or receiving.
( Munsta, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

I know.
it's a bastard on the knees when you get to my age.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

Please tell me the conversation has veered back towards Rugby...

( Munsta, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)

Damn, I just realised I'm 14
posts past getting naked for you lot. Never mind, 5000 will come soon enough. (Ivv will not be pleased, she's been waiting for big round number nakedness from me for a few weeks now )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)

haha!
I hope that's your board_stats quote :D
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)

haha
quickly ninjas 'inches' on the end ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)