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[challenge entry] oh dear
a bit TV Go Home...but made years ago before electricity and shops were invented



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(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# :D Top "shop"!
Shit, I'm missing Win, Lose or Airwolf!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# "chop", shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# hehe
Adobe Stanley Knife & Pritt CS3
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I utterly demand more of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# I assume you'll be partaking in the GrandmaOfShoes & Lemony Board Event™
or the
Lemony & GrandmaOfShoes Board Event™
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Hmm,
I haven't tidied this room for a long time, so reachable items are many.
Assuming that's still the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# it's a reasonable one as well this time I think
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I have some interesting-shaped things on my desk
(unplanned) that I hope I can use.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# WHATS HAPPENED TO B3TA???
I'm sure this is rude but no one else has replied yet

(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're right.
We are getting jaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Sorry, I think I was in a trance.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Excellent
so when i say something tenuously cock related later, i expect you to take the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# What am I? Some kind of catheter?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# I am BESIDE MYSELF
with excitement!
THIS IS BETTER THAN 10 000 000 regular compos. NOBODY MAY GO TO BED YET!
By order,
'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I agree entirely
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Ummm
I'm pretty tired though
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# No no no
Drink coffee, you cannot miss this, it's too much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
#
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# At midnight....
a topic is announced.
You have to take a picture of yourself that relates to the topic.
You may only use items that are to hand (on your desk).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# If it involves a large pile of chewing gum
them i'm sorted.

Otherwise i am going to be tired for no reason tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Hmmm, okily dokily
*starts filling up desk with stuff*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# It must be spontaneous though
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# What if my camera isn't on my desk?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Stupidly
I just finished a coffee even though i planned to go to bed soon
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Yay!
Ms Sister is joining in!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# That's my favourite EVER line
I'm yet to hear it in the right scenario though :(
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Always!
These things are the highlight of b3ta for me.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Right then Shoes...tell me what to do
I'm back on the board...I'm bored...and I need direction
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# wait til 12 o clock
at twelve myself and lemony start an event which is based on a theme

I have set up some pictures for guidance the rules are simple, anything within arms reach is fair game whilst sat at your desk, make an outfit/costume/scenario with said items, take the photo and RAM IT ON THE FUCKING BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# This could be good
within arms reach (not counting the slidy chair thingy)...I currently have:

3 Hamsters
a football
a cycle helmet
cat food
many many videos (not to be confused with this new fangled disk stuff)


no camera though
some quality street
a web cam
some cider...IVV stopped me getting more grape juice
pens
and some mixed nuts from M&S
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# a great combo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# no nuts left now
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# before gaslights and the horse and trap, you say?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# I remember when this were all fields
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# fantastic
you win the internets
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# The amount of work that went into that is gobsmacking
I'm going to smack my gob now
click
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# This reminds me that I must have some of these lying around somewhere
I also used to cut up newspaper headlines, and paste them together in a funny way

but they're all in dutch anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# TVGH as it may be
It's still piss funny. And far more of an abstractathon.

So eat this *click*, you mother.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# haha
win lose or airwolf, that's class
(Astrid, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:25, archived)