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( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

Woo :)

Nice one on not just doing a bookcover :)
( Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)

you won't be saying that
after I use this source image a hundred times :)
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

Argh!
*clicks*
( B.T., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)

Oh that's awful.
But I like it ;)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)

That's a bit

( Ring Of Fire you were freaking out, I had to take you down, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

squildo...
becoming... graped...
*bursts!*
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)

oof!

( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)

Oh my...
... sweet lord.
actually shocked - well done!
( @><|= w0nu!) a little bit more cunty as of, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

*NJDAB
\o/
( Kaiser, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

OK, what's up with this?
Just received this as a PM from "YOU'VE GOT SPAM"

Zoo magazine
We here at ZOO have seen your work ringring.jpg on B3ta.com. We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!" section.

We are sorry, but we don't pay fees for reproduction of your work in the magazine, but we will of course publish any credit you so desire.

Please confirm that you are the originator of this work and let us know by return email if this is all okay with you.

Please email info@zooweekly.co.uk and make the subject heading SPAM. If we don't hear from you, we won't publish.

Many thanks,

ZOO
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

Zoo are ghey.

( Stephen_Seagul, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

Say no
Or, preferably, tell them to fuck themselves.
( B.T., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

they wanna put your image in the wankazine
don't suppose it said which one?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

they must have a very clever spamfilter!

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

^
if it's really zoo

it has a ring of "something" about it
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

they obviously want you to give over your image
for free with the pleasure of seeing it print as your reward.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

I am not convinced it's zoo

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

neither am I
oh well, most probs see soon, I'll humour this spammer this time methinks and check with Riverghost when the mag's released.
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

it is zoo
someone here got a e-mail like that a while ago :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)

how
very odd

tho SPAM in a subject title is suspiciously like something an automated mail processing system would add to make it easier to nuke the message

methinks, hijinks afoot

or are they ACTUALLY that numb, that's the proper address?

edit: actually I'm just jealous? WHAT's wrong with you zoo? not good enough for you?
I've drawn pictures with tits in!
here's one!

It's got HUGE breasts in it, and it's offensive to germans!
*cries* I'll never be good enough for zoo.

thank fuck.
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)

I'm not exactly Captain Art myself
but I'm still better than you, I got emailed twice in 1 week :D

completely pointless pedant like it fucking means something, they're only a bunch of pic stealing arse whoars
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)

:(
I'll never draw again!

*cries*
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)

Reply
or they'll publish it anyway.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

Yeah...
I got one of these as well...

Is it a concerted effort to get us all to SPAM zoo?
(brain_freeze, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

You may roll over and get shafted.
They will print come what may.
Supergay bastardos that they are.
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

/\ *has had work stolen*

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)

ringring.jpg?
Does that ring a bell with you?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)

Why should it?
Have they used that one already? Bastards :(
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)

No I just wondered had you made an image that you'd called by that name.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)

What was the piccy..??..
I know it said ringing....you got a link ..??

*edits* I take it you didn't do a picture called "ringing"..??
(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)

here they both are;


and



Not overly great, but oh well.
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)

Top ones funny....
I'v only seen zoo once while I was waiting in quick fit and it seems the sort of thing they'd publish..
(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)

in fairness they tend to have half-decent wank ammo in every issue
but recently it seems like the bags under the girls eyes hide a hidden sorrow....or are they tits? Oh, I get it now :D
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)

Haha......
It just amazed me that they had it in the quick fit waiting area...along with "nuts" magazine ....soft porn while they fit your tyres..!!
(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)

They are asking people to send stuff in now
to win a shitty prize.
The least you deserve is the prize seeing as they already want it
Shirley?
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

I have it too
Not replied yet, but may make a list of demands
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)