Asda ruined it for me with their aggressive marketing:


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( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

i bet he doesn't
i bet it's voldermort and ron that die.

in a horrific daisychaining accident.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

hahaha!
nice one.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

Don't believe him
It's like Dynasty. He wakes up and it's all a dream! He's actually an accountant from Woking.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

daisychaining IS lethal
if done inexpertly...
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Particularly when wearing one's special suit made from barbed wire and razor blades

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

I know who dies
At least I think I do. Depends if the people that read the leaked copy are lying or not.
(funkatron, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

pinched off hummel
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

there seems to be some wizarding goatse going on on that box

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

i'm not sure if hummel changed that bit or not, don't think so

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

I know who dies too
Shame I don't read the books
(Arahan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)