George's Marvellous Medicine


From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 466 entries (closed)

( dunk3d .tumblr.com, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)

Nicely.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)

For up his bum, presumably?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

Ah, that book takes me back to my childhood,
when I used to mix all the bubblebath and shampoo in the bathroom. *goes to do this now and explain to woman what I'm doing*
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

The best bit of the book was him getting all the stuff though.
Bloody Roald Dahl books, nobody's read esiotrot, and always stares at me like I'm mental when I say it in the pet shop.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)

I remember the title.
Was that the one where he drops from the balcony to the flat below? Or was that The Giraffe the Pelly and Me?
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)

I love that one.
Also Skin.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)

From Skunk Anansie?
A bit too manish for my tastes.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)

Beautiful though.
Great big gob on her.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)

Hyowge gob. Very true.
Did she not sail from the isle of lesbos?
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)

Really?
*slicks back hair, puts best frock on* Right love, I'm off out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)

It's esiotrot.
I think.

Shit, now I've forgotten. DAMN YOU MEMORY.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)

It's Esio Trot

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)

Hark at him with his space bar.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)

Stop picking on me
it's clearly just playground hair pulling and it's getting embarrassing.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)

*ties you to the railings by your hair*
They did that to me in primary school, the gits. I have a strange image of you in grey school shorts now.

Short shorts.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)

we had to wear them,
sure enough.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)

It'd be alright if you weren't your current self in them.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)

Remember the Jackanory version?
Read by Rik Mayall?
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)

Classic!
Bonafide fucking classic.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)

Yes!
www.b3ta.com/board/7420429
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)