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# dooley
if you need to then contact me (my mother runs a law firm)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# And she wnats to see his knob?:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# possible
but not probable
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# All mums want to see young men's parts.
Except lesbian ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# what?
Lesbian young men? Shirly not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# my mums name
actually is Shirley :D
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# If young men were lesbians they wouldn't kick up such a fuss about going down on their girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# no!!
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
mmph!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# my first time - she was lying on the floor
and I ended up picking a dog hair off my tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Stick to humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# that same dog also licked my sweaty arse after a steamy session
I should say, of course that it's female owner was involved during these acts, and the dog wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I'll bet.
I don't believe it, you've got the look of a beasty boy about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# allright, I admit
it was a yiffy threesome
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *knew it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Never had a problem with that.
I did once know someone who once boasted that as it was his missus and his 5th anniversary, he went down on her!!!

Poor poor girl!

EDIT: Do I sense descention of the Wow/man wife ranks?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# The amount of men that just flat-out won't is unbelievable.
But they still expect their partners to give them head. Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I never understand blokes who won't
Their loss I s'pose
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Me niether
Maybe that's why they're wankers, they don't get anything after turning their missus' down.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# As my ex once said to one of them
'Doesn't that mean you don't really like girls?'


Oh, he proved his straightness that night, I was reliably informed. How to make a straight man do anything you want- tell them they would appear gay if they didn't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Well the insecure ones anyway:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Which parts
are we talking about here?
(duck Quack !, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# All the parts usually covered in clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# is it sexy burhqa time?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# It will be if you stop poking me in the eye with that postcard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# O_o
too many wasps!!!

*runs of screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# FLY, MY PRETTIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)