Get a job...


From the Photoshop for World Peace challenge. See all 362 entries (closed)

(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)

Hey! I
have a job - you can believe in peace, smoke weed and also have a job y'know?
( fuzzix, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

hows you today
feeling any better?
( Spoon, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

Pretty upbeat, starngely.
I may go out and meet someone new tonight, or I may just stay in bed. The world is my oyster!
( fuzzix, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

a bit fishy
and difficult to swallow?
( Spoon, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)

Well, I'm a vegetarian
so I'd probably pet it on the head, er... shell.
( fuzzix, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

Go busking
and play thrash
( Az The Spaz, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

Ha ha!
I'd be arrested in 10 minutes for public lunacy!
( fuzzix, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:12, archived)

Breach of the peace
or summat like that
( Az The Spaz, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

Yeah, one of them
great 'license to thuggery' catch-alls which our police need to protect us (and beat us up, of course)
( fuzzix, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

hey
i'm a workshy hippy.

oh no, i'm just a hairy student...
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

Students
dont count but Hippies must wash more.
(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

And you're...
No, I wont say anything nasty.

How are you today?
( Az The Spaz, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

I'M NOT GINGER
...oh, you didn't say it :)

Pinch Punch, first of the month, no returns.

Monday, the bastards who stabbed my friend get sentenced.
Anyone want to place bets on how long they get?
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)

In this world...
2 days inside and a telling off. So much for justice !
(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)

true
although they do have lots of previous convictions.

I'm hoping for a public stoning.

(they get stoned to death, the public get stoned up)
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)

Sounds like fun all round then.
How many are there of them up in court ?
(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)

three
they pleaded guilty just before the court case (wimps)
three weeks later we get to see how long they're put away.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)

Three against 1 and they still used a knife?
The judge is gonna love that
(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)

believe it or not
there were more than that participating in the attack, it's just that only three were caught and used a knife.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

A flick and a kick for being so quick
and no returns
( Az The Spaz, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)

a smack in the face
and a bullet in the head.

no, hold on...
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)

He who smelt it, delt it
on hang on...that's wrong too
( Az The Spaz, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)

me too
ahh the joys of youth
(Alpen, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

I thought you
were the ginger jesus?

( Baz Fuck off, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)