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[challenge entry] Get a job...

From the Photoshop for World Peace challenge. See all 362 entries (closed)

(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Hey! I
have a job - you can believe in peace, smoke weed and also have a job y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)
# hows you today
feeling any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Pretty upbeat, starngely.
I may go out and meet someone new tonight, or I may just stay in bed. The world is my oyster!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)
# a bit fishy
and difficult to swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Well, I'm a vegetarian
so I'd probably pet it on the head, er... shell.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Go busking
and play thrash
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'd be arrested in 10 minutes for public lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Breach of the peace
or summat like that
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Yeah, one of them
great 'license to thuggery' catch-alls which our police need to protect us (and beat us up, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)
# hey
i'm a workshy hippy.

oh no, i'm just a hairy student...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Students
dont count but Hippies must wash more.
(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)
# And you're...
No, I wont say anything nasty.

How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)
# I'M NOT GINGER
...oh, you didn't say it :)

Pinch Punch, first of the month, no returns.

Monday, the bastards who stabbed my friend get sentenced.
Anyone want to place bets on how long they get?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)
# In this world...
2 days inside and a telling off. So much for justice !
(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)
# true
although they do have lots of previous convictions.

I'm hoping for a public stoning.

(they get stoned to death, the public get stoned up)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Sounds like fun all round then.
How many are there of them up in court ?
(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)
# three
they pleaded guilty just before the court case (wimps)
three weeks later we get to see how long they're put away.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Three against 1 and they still used a knife?
The judge is gonna love that
(Tesla, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)
# believe it or not
there were more than that participating in the attack, it's just that only three were caught and used a knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# A flick and a kick for being so quick
and no returns
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)
# a smack in the face
and a bullet in the head.

no, hold on...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)
# He who smelt it, delt it
on hang on...that's wrong too
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)
# me too
ahh the joys of youth
(Alpen, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)
# I thought you
were the ginger jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sat 1 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)