Dedicated Compo Entry: For Cakie!


From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)

i really wish i knew some song lyrics.......
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)

Haaa-ppy birth-day to yoooou
Haaa-ppy birth-day to yoooou
Haaaaaaa-py birthdaaay dear Iiiiiives
Haaa-ppy birth-day to yoooou

/helpful
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)

*makes cake*
*scoffs it*
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)

it's not my birthday for ages yet mum!
you should know that.
*sobs*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)

I never suggested it was!
I just thought we'd best start simple if I'm to teach you some lyrics...your brain is made of wood...
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)

huh?.......
*drools sawdust*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)

there's still time...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post86036/
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)

I like it!
*votes*

Not saying I'd have any ideas, mind
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)

it can't be any worse!!!
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)

You wouldn't need them
If you had Heron Flight
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)

isn't that what the cream the doctor gave me is for?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)

partly!
how are you applying it?
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)

liberally......

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)

apply it to a scone
then put it on your "special place"
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

*shoves*
i feel better already!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

I have no idea what this means
And I'm a musician
( Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)

Me neither
and my feet hum.
( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)

they do?
*sniffs*
*collapses*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

not much of a muso
if you have not heard of this!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)

That's a hell of a sweeping statement

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

and....

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

I'm sure it makes sense in your head
*pats Mr Frappa on the head in a patronising stylee*
( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)

The price of meat has just gone up
and your old lady has just gone down.
(Cakie capable runt, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

good on ya!

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

:D
SHONTAY!
( mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)

:)

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

Look here Brother!
Woo!!!
(Cakie capable runt, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

cheers!

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

now is that a real poncho
or is that a sears poncho?
(blue-turk be bi bicky bi bo bicky bi bo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

B O T H !

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)