This must have been done many times
but here is my attempt anyways.

Mr R. Dawkins finds there is an afterlife.

From the Celebrity Afterlife challenge. See all 173 entries (closed)

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)

The annoying thing about being an atheist
is that I won't get to tell all the [insert holy book of choice] bashers "I told you so".
Bah.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)

^this with bells and whistles

( head-doctor internet, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

you can still die with satisfaction
that many of them wasted their lives.

although you wasted your life telling them that they wasted theirs
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)

Unless you convert RIGHT at the last minute, just to be safe.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)

Ha ha!
Good plan!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)

pascal was going to hell anyways

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)

no, claim you're going to convert
and as the priest leans in to hear you take jesus christ as your lord and saviour...



knee him in the nads and die
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)

But then if hell IS real
I'm fucked.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)

on teh web you can always give them this url:
www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
( Kaiser, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)

Spending one's life telling people with different belief systems that they're wrong
seems to me to be an entirely pointless exercise. For one thing, to the outsiders, you're indistinguishable from each other.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)

I don't.
If they're stupid enough to believe it, it's all theirs.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)

Indeed.
And if you're stupid enough to believe there's no God, that's all yours.

/Non-specific evil deity's advocate
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)

This.

( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)

You can believe all the mumbo jumbo you like.
I'll stick with the facts.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)

Ironically, I probably agree with you.
My point is that I find the likes of Richard Dawkins to be as closed-minded and obnoxious as the hardcore religious nutters.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)

My top lip is all soft...

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)

*ahem*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhQLt1vbWU
( Kaiser, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:47, archived)