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[challenge entry] This must have been done many times
but here is my attempt anyways.

Mr R. Dawkins finds there is an afterlife.

From the Celebrity Afterlife challenge. See all 173 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
# The annoying thing about being an atheist
is that I won't get to tell all the [insert holy book of choice] bashers "I told you so".
Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# ^this with bells and whistles
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# you can still die with satisfaction
that many of them wasted their lives.

although you wasted your life telling them that they wasted theirs
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Unless you convert RIGHT at the last minute, just to be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Ha ha!
Good plan!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# pascal was going to hell anyways
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# no, claim you're going to convert
and as the priest leans in to hear you take jesus christ as your lord and saviour...



knee him in the nads and die
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)
# But then if hell IS real
I'm fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# on teh web you can always give them this url:
www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)