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I am very sorry it was better in my head

This was a bit rushed

Dan

From the Photoshop for World Peace challenge. See all 362 entries (closed)

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)

is that

bird poo?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

Gun shots

they were gun shots initially but they ended up looking a bit shit.

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

I like the bird poo idea.

I was amusing myself just imagining whoever would iniate such an undertaking,
"World peace? No problem. Ok, first we're going to need a REEEAALLY big bird..."

edit: "...or a lot of little birds that are very full..:"

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

yeah

I like the bird poo idea lets stick with that

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)

Are you picky about the colour?

I know where you can get an evil yellow one!!!

Edit/ lol @ the edit

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)

I reckon it's chocolate.

Is that true Zog? Is there a massive chocolate lake in America?

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Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

yes.

and as you can see from this hi-res satellite image, there is indeed also a marshmallow island in the middle.
aren't you brits jealous now.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

No wonder you're all so fucking

fat.

/handbag

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)

*taken aback*

...gosh.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)

Err.

I couldn't think of a fluffy way to say that. Um, anyone?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)

"it surprises me

how routund you all are"

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)

It has come to my attention

that your population consumes more calories per capita than any other nation on this planet.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)

"goodness! that may well account for some of your larger citizens"

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)

yes,

best to set a good example when dealing with 'colonials'

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)

Harsh

but fair!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love Zog as he is the only American I know, and that means lots of them must be nice. But that did make me laugh my arse off.

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Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)

I imagine sometimes

floating on a lilo of marshmallow, on a luke warm chocolate lake. There are biscuit fish in there you know, and the odd savoury achipelago if you get bored with sugar. There are trees made of toffee and their leaves are all the flavours of turkish delight.

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Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

can I come tooo? I bring a wide selection of nail varnishes and a manicure set...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)

Yes

you can be queen of the kittens. They roam around looking for cuddles. They don't eat you see, they get their energy from cuddles.

Puppies grow from trees.

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Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)

Ahem,

Sorry for bigitude and non finishedness.

Kitty cats and lorises are playing in the sun.
A happy little chicken does the Moonwalk just for fun.
And chocolate isn’t fattening and nor are sticky buns.
And rent is free, and its still ok to live at home with mum
Oh,
Everything is fluffy in the world of Dr.Phil.
Everyone is lovely and no-ones ever ill.
Happy laughing flowers grow upon the window sill,
I really wish that I could live in the world of Dr.Phil.

Elephants are tiny, you can hold them in your hand.
A hippo plays a tuba on the local parks Bandstand.
And frogs and toads and spiders are definetly banned.
And designer shoes cost nothing, isnt that just grand.
Oh,
Everything is fluffy in the world of Dr.Phil.
Everyone is lovely and no-ones ever ill.
Happy laughing flowers grow upon the window sill,
I really wish that I could live in the world of Dr.Phil.

Piglets talk, and parrots squawk a happy melody.
Your imaginary friend is real and comes around for tea.
And the Magic singing Teapot is a lovely site to see.
And no-one ever argues, and all the love is free.
Oh,
Everything is fluffy in the world of Dr.Phil.
Everyone is lovely and no-ones ever ill.
Happy laughing flowers grow upon the window sill,
I really wish that I could live in the world of Dr.Phil.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)

Oh Bovine

you are a treat.

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Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)

*cries*

that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

tomsk used to write me poems...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)

I used to get alsorts from my boy in the beginning

*sigh*

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Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)

bits of liqorice?

how romantic.

Which reminds me of a joke.

A jelly baby walked into my surgery the other day and said "Doc, help me, I've got aids."

I said "how can this be, you are a jelly baby"

and he told me "Ive been fuckin allsorts!"

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)

no-one's

ever written me a poem

ever :(

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)

What am I?

Your poem writing bitch?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)

Err.

There's none more riper,
Than our Jadeviper,
I love to type her,
Name and wipe her.

Hmm.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)

wow

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Samsonite, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)

well done sir

literary masterpiece

(Alpen, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)

you should be poet laureate

in my humble opinion.

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Staticgirl, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)

's beautiful

*sniff*

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)

that is the sound of

a dieter fantasisng

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Pootle, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)

Ooh, mined pies.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)

This is what happens

when you go on a diet. Beware, kids.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)

I haven't had a chocolate bar

in nearly two weeks.

Help me.

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Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)

If it's any consolation

I had one this morning, and it was disgusting.

I'm lying, it was the most fabulous thing in the world. Mmmm, lovely chocolate melting in your mouth and slipping down your throat. Ahhhhh.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)

You can share the lovely tasty

Dairy Milk I have just sensously melting between my fingers, as it slides suggestively from it's flimsy gold wraper, if you like

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Pootle, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)

it's true! it's true!

*obsesses about fried food*

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)

Have you seen

Banana Portrait

Is this you?

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)

I was young

I needed the money.

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Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)

i thought he was talking to me then

which was wierd

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)

Wasn't I talking to you?

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)

My sick Mind

Was thinking Shuttle Target!!

(Pirates Welly, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)

click for the readable version

I left Alaska on because I'm considerate.

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stup0t, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

Reminiscent of

but much better than

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:03, archived)

I think

that must have mashed round my brain and popped out at some point. woo!

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stup0t, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)