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# TJ
I stack shelves overnight in Sainsburys. I hate my job. How can I make the time pass quicker?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)
# occasionally slip turkey in with the chicken
or dog chocolate on the chocolate shelves. or slip cryptic notes into the boxes of cereal for people to find.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Fort-building
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I often wonder if I could get away with this
and have a kip on some boxes
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I'm sure you could
keep it to a dark quiet area, like the clothes section.

(I have ALWAYS wanted to do this)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Rotate the stock
No, not 'oldest in front' - that's been done to death.
I mean turn all of it around so the label's in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I like the pointless subversity of this one
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Right you are, TCoY!
"...and here's Bobby Cox from Essex, who's a plasma donor for big-screen TVs!"
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# burn sainsburys!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Name every tin

girls' names only
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)
# set fire to the stock
and blame fierce nocturnal pangolins!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)
# 2 calls for flames
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Sing songs out loud
and take demand requests from the customers as they walk by.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Make a pyramid
Cause the smoke alarm to go off

Sing YMCA all evening long, until your coworkers gang up against you and make a pyramid out of you, causing the smoke alarm to go off.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# no smoke without fire?
3 calls for flames!

see a pattern?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# yeah
a FLAMEY PATTERN!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# CHARGRILL BURN MARKS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# do you have aprons at your store?
if so you could do a renee zellweger in empire records (i'm pretty sure you're a bloke so i think this would be hilarious, not sexy, although ...)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# GET YOUR COCK OUT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)