infidelity... Baghdad High Street


From the Infidels! challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

meh
who wants raisins these days
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)

Interesting fact,
it's not 72 virgins they get it's 72 raisins.

Apparently the virgins thing is a mistranslation.
(Marwood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

Shit!
*renounces Islam*
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)

I've heard that
on the public radio.

I don't know if it's exactly true. It sounds like one of those things that's a little too good of a story to be trusted. You could sell some books with a story like that. And why the fuck would you promise some one exactly 72 raisins?
( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:23, archived)

better than 71 raisins

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:30, archived)

haha

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

I don't think I really want more than 30 to be honest

( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)

That leaves 42 dishonest raisins.
The answer!
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:10, archived)

You should read this book,
it's a fantastic read.

The Trouble With Islam Today
(Marwood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

Oi!
What the fuck are you doing on /talk?
( wynoh independent boozemaster, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)

...

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)

Its funny because its true
( Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)

Just as well
Wouldn't want to add a cup full of virgins to this recipe.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:26, archived)

i left a punnet of grapes under my radiator.
they turned int rather tasty raisins.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)

After the rats ate them and shat them out again, yes.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)

no, they were still attached to the stalk

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

Rats have anal pubes too.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

*scroll scroll scroll*
*pause*

haha!
( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)

I read this outloud
to he astonishment of my mother who walked in.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

I'll tell you what.
If I'm going to blow myself up or fly a plane into a tall thing...
I'd rather go to heaven with the promise of a load of right dirty cum whore slags.
Virgins? Fucking hard work.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)