I'm gonna Status Quo the lawn

How low can it get?

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( Bluesound, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)

One man went to war
went to war with Fulham...SHIT
one man and his baseball bat
went to war with Fulham....SHIT
/football thug
( Dr Drink, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)

My favourite footy chant is
I know you,
You know me,
I know you and you know me,
La la la la la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la Peoples Republic of South Korea.
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)

that has me giggling
like the nutter on the bus.
( LP, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)

You're not a Chelsea fan
are you?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)

In your holiday homes,
We burn all your tables,
we burn all your chairs,
we burn down your house with your children upstairs,
in your holiday homes.
[sung at posh Fulham fans by Cardiff thugs! pah!]
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)

I've been to see Cardiff play
they really are nazi wankers.


And the supporters are just as bad.
( isthisyou?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)

I'm a Cardiff supporter....
and to be fair..
I have to agree with you.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)