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[challenge entry] not quite the right font, but it'll do
but it'll do

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS
BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Bext on a Tictures
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# eh?
it's not just toaped, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I know
I just had a boat reaction

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)
# was it the duty-free?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:35, archived)
# there's duty free?
*gets collection of lidl carrier bags ready*

BRING ON THE DUTY FREE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)
# why would you have a collection of lidl carriers?
they cost 3p each, you know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)
# everytime I go to lidl
I get a carrier bag or two

and then I just put them away and forget about them

until one day

the day it happens

when the pressure from the stored lidl bags is more than can be withstood by their containment and is such that they detonate forth into the world engulfing me in a fiery plastic cloud of death
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# FUCKING YANK GYPOS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Haha
I want to see page seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)
# i've always liked
ben goldacre's line about the daily mail's quest to divide all inanimate objects into things that cure or cause cancer
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)
# split atoms cause and cure cancer simultaneously
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)
# [meryl streep voice]
a dingo pikey stole my baby yacht!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)
# did anyone see it?
hahahahaha

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)