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[challenge entry] After having unprotected sex, Chris was horrified to find...

...he had caught a dose of cubic mice!
Edit:(Its 'pubic lice', init!?)

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(son of crazymum, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)
# awwww!
adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Ooooo.
There's a lot of good stuff around, and so soon after closing time too....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)
# piss easy
to catch in a trap though...
(carlossthejackass, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Just be very careful
when positioning the trap. You don't want to be using crushed nuts for bait.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)
# oooweeerrrr!
fnarrrrrrr..
(carlossthejackass, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:43, archived)
# that's almost as terrible as
spherical cows
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)
# hehe
dorty feckin' bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Aww...
and ewwwwww!
Simultaneous.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:59, archived)
# w/y/h
superb. give that 'shopper a cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# LMAO
eeewwww
(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:13, archived)