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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# don'geddit
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 20:58, archived)
# nor me
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:00, archived)
# oops upside ya head say oops upside ya head
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 20:59, archived)
# That damn buffalo has screwed up his dado rail as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:01, archived)
# isnt that the thing that poor people have in their houses?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)
# They're only poo id they put it there:P
I have some fine Victorian ones build into the call thank you very much:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Not necessarily poor people
but people with horrendous taste when they are put into modern houses.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# hmm
i don't know how to respond to this. my house at home had them in the hall, up the stairs and in the breakfast room when my family moved in, but it's a post war house i think.
although my mam did have the one in the breakfast room removed (rather shoddily at first) when we moved in

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:09, archived)
# ^this
hideous and unsightly faux-wood rails around one's abode do nothing to enhance the beauty of the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# dado rails are rather useful for hiding the join between old and new plaster
after an extensive dampcourse

/shoddy diy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# well rule of thumb
people with dado rail have spent twice as much on wall paper / paint on those who don't have a dodo rail
plus they're ugly!
(unless your house is an antique (like roverghists) then i'd recommend taking em down and burning your house - gas mark 4 for 30 minutes - turn after 15 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I love your logic
I had a dado rail in the sitting room in my last house in London but it was built in 1884 and belonged there.

My pet hate is those "lounges" (lordy I hate that word) who put a wallpaper strip thing (where the dado rail should go) and have patterned wallpaper above and plain colour below.
With matching dralon "lounge suite" and matching generic pictures on the wall.
*realises she is on soap box and puts it away and shuts tfu".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:17, archived)
# oh good christ yes
lets hunt them all for sport
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)
# ah, yes
the "chav trying to look un-chavvy" style.
eewwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# They're actually just to hang pictures off
But I think that should be updated to the mangled remains of Handy Andy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# i think you are thinking of picture rails
which are higher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)
# he's only a short guy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)
# no...
thats a picture rail
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Oh, come on.
How good would a disposable gag have to be for me to bother going to those lengths?
Lower those standards, old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:03, archived)
# that's coving, not a dado rail
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:05, archived)
# pind miss
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:09, archived)
# oooOOOooo
'ark at you:P

'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
/out of touch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:16, archived)
# that's not a dado rail
it's too cfucking high!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Buffalo Springfield?
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ^ this, with added pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)
# ah, the king of fonts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:01, archived)
# For what it's worth
I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I was expecting it to fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:04, archived)
# POT!
good eeeevening
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:05, archived)
# *waves*
'ning Mr Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)
# An orphan?
sad things seem to be happening to board members all the time :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Yes
My dad died yesterday morning and here I am on B3ta.

It's really not tragic like other people's losses on the board. He had a long life and died in his sleep with no pain. That's the way we all should go and I feel very pleased with the manner in which he died; peacefully.

We all expected it and thankfully all managed to say our goodbyes. Not many get that chance.
I feel lucky and not too upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:24, archived)
# that
is an incredibly mature way to look at it. i'm sure he would have been proud of you
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Alright
Glad you're okay-ish then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)
# you have my best wishes
and i'm glad he died so peacefully. i hope i am that lucky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:54, archived)
# he is hanging in a
buffalo stance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:04, archived)
# No, this is:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# is it a christmas log dispenser?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Aye.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)