Lock 'em up
Cos I'm in there with 'em!
You havent lived until you've had a giant african land snail glide slowly and purposefully between your arsecheeks.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:50,
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what about a normal graden snail?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:51,
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They have problems with the sweat salt.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:52,
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hmmm...
i suppose i could..... bathe...
nah.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:53,
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for you perhaps
some of us require a cavity only a slightly larger shell can afford.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:53,
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oooh hark at quantum singularity arse over here
:D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:54,
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pffft!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:56,
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hahaha!!
well my arse IS a tight little package...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:54,
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oh stop teasing me
Just cos you know I can't go and you think you're safe
Maybe I CAN go and it's all a ruse to be a surprise guest?
mwuhahahaha...
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:56,
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*fears*
*lubes*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:57,
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