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# I did all that this morning.
Except the fag was a big fat spliff and I'm still in pain.

You have no idea how lucky you are having a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# pffft
you've not seen his willy have you?

the word 'lucky' doesn't spring to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# 'gifted'
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# frightening?
Purple?
Jools Holland?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# all of the above
except mine has a human voice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# a talking penis?!
'i'm not bloody going in there!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# he just tends to introduce bands.
he used to go on about good bands who were a little bit off the mainstream but now he introduces quite a lot of cunts.

and plays piano.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ah,
i have a scalpel here,
want me to take care of it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# no thanks
I think it's just a phase.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i'll keep it handy,
just in case....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# shoosh you
don't make me get into ginger pube joke territory. I'll only hate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# go for it!
i'm not ashamed!!
*see 20000 pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
sweet fucking jebus. If I get fired for that it'll be worth it. Get some fucking meat on your bones, paris stilton.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hey!!
i'm the right weight for my height!!
and my muscles are bigger then they look in that picture!

*stomps off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# haha
sorry. I've just got big thighs like a horse.

Edit: See? www.b3ta.com/board/7693272
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# shave your arse man!!
clegg city!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!
you know me so well
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I think having a willy and pain would be just as shit
I'm glad that I haven't ovulated so far in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# It sucks like Mrs Dyson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# pfft
only less inspirational no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *appreciates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)