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[challenge entry] Gives not a shit.



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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# 'ning Benjy
bash cherry going the same way as your ring piece?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# no,
you're not going.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hahahaha
aw
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# we'll have to arrange bashes.
and go to each others.
as long as it's free to travel =/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
Being a girl is shit and bollocks and gah and my womb can fuck off and bollocks.

I'm going home as soon as I've done the essentials.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hot water bottle time?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I don't own such wonderous things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# O_O
well have to start a fund!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I've got one of them microwaveable wheaty bag things
but it's at home...somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hug the night storage heaters.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I found a heater earlier
and it was cold.

I thought I was going to cry. Even ledging my coffee twixt desk and tummy is doing no good.

*whinges like a girl*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *pats on the head and buys chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I would kill for chocolate at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# God bless you for that.
I love Old Gregg.

Right, now I'm shaking. Quite a bit actually. This isn't usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# is it just you or the entire building?

if it's you then a strong cup of tea with a few sugars should help.

if it's the building, i suggest standing under a doorway or getting under your desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# are you on the pill?
edit: I've just realised this isn't the best way of saying 'ning, but bear with me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# morning missy
i thought i saw an interior designers van outside your house this morning =D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# It's so shit.
What they don't tell you is if you've never had kids full term and you smoke and you're under 30, you're WAY more likely to have crippling period pain. I'm being punished for being young and sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# and about bloody time too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# if the essentials are defined by doing having a fag, doing a poo and having a coffee
It's hometime for me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I did all that this morning.
Except the fag was a big fat spliff and I'm still in pain.

You have no idea how lucky you are having a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# pffft
you've not seen his willy have you?

the word 'lucky' doesn't spring to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# 'gifted'
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# frightening?
Purple?
Jools Holland?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# all of the above
except mine has a human voice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# a talking penis?!
'i'm not bloody going in there!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# he just tends to introduce bands.
he used to go on about good bands who were a little bit off the mainstream but now he introduces quite a lot of cunts.

and plays piano.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ah,
i have a scalpel here,
want me to take care of it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# no thanks
I think it's just a phase.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i'll keep it handy,
just in case....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# shoosh you
don't make me get into ginger pube joke territory. I'll only hate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# go for it!
i'm not ashamed!!
*see 20000 pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
sweet fucking jebus. If I get fired for that it'll be worth it. Get some fucking meat on your bones, paris stilton.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hey!!
i'm the right weight for my height!!
and my muscles are bigger then they look in that picture!

*stomps off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# haha
sorry. I've just got big thighs like a horse.

Edit: See? www.b3ta.com/board/7693272
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# shave your arse man!!
clegg city!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!
you know me so well
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I think having a willy and pain would be just as shit
I'm glad that I haven't ovulated so far in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# It sucks like Mrs Dyson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# pfft
only less inspirational no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *appreciates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# MOAR
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# seams fine!
'ning db!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ning!
seams? what seams?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# i wouldn't know anything about seams...
www3.barnesy.org/board/7918111
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# haha
you seem to have improved since the last time i saw one of your posts. yay for development.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *bows*
i've put three entries in this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# *fears a deluge*

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# would
that goes for the brother too, if i had to
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
#
corrphwoar
(Christopsy, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)
# and the one that started the whole sorry episode


'ning ma jigger
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ning ma dug
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# !
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(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft.
Have a repost while I'm here.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth it's own thread, and I'm quite sure it's been done (probably several times)


but I had fun doing it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# not worth it's own thread?
have you seen some of the entries?

/bitch

ps. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Hasty:

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# haha, racist
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# i hope someone does a paki one
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# AND THOSE FUCKING INDIAN MINERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# the bastards
eating our sparrows
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# back in ww2 it was different 'ey!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# :O)

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I fucking love this!
mongy,

this needs to go in your profile!
(It will help noobs and fuckwits better understand;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I like your hat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I like your bikeshop.
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)