Ooh, she's a beauty!


Do you like Me-Shelle?

From the Crabs! challenge. See all 491 entries (closed)

( WiL can take it all!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

Yes, but I won't be putting my cock in it

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

Where would one's cock go in it?

( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

where wouldn't it go?

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)

She has a point.
Be inventive.
edit: I call an eye socket
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

i could just open me legs and let it crawl around

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

Spoken like a true lady.
:)
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

by the end of all this I shall eat it
and inherit all of your powers
( Duncoffin is life., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

curses!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)

I shall use your powers to fight AND create crime
they shall call me "git"
( Duncoffin is life., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

Exactly!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

More space for the rest of us.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

would

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

this makes me smile,
have a rainbow....

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

why is there white in the rainbow??
white is no colour!

science has failed us!
( Duncoffin is life., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

Science will prevail!
just look at osmosis
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

the rainbow of confusion is not osmosis!
only a fool or some kind of hero would suggest such a thing!
( Duncoffin is life., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)

*osmosis*
*steals face*
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

no! not face!
without him the A Team is only 2/3 as good!
( Duncoffin is life., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

Does she
date on the first date ?
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

gis a kiss dahlin'
:D

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)

Mmm, big lips

Unshopped
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

*hides*

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

my lips are bigger than that!

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)

No
chance
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)

yes they are

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)

That's pretty much how I expected you to look.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)

:D

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)

Why
Does this cat remind me of Barbara Cartland?
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)